Hey everyone

So today there was an cross country meet. When it was over, a lot of kids leave with their parents

But man, they don't know what they're missing out on.

We all got onto the bus and made sure everyone was there that was supposed to be (whoops we might have lost a person.) and then started talking to our friends.

But after a few minutes we, the seventh graders, were like "We should play music." So we did and we started to sing along to it.

-Now I'm going to interrupt the story-

So last year the whole XC team was like a family. We had like 45+ kids but we all knew each other's names and talked a lot and we were just really close. It was great. But this year, our coach started coaching high school and we got a new one for Jr. High.

Now don't get me wrong, he's great, but it's his first year and he hasn't figured out how to make us closer yet. I'm sure he'll get it, but it might take a couple years.

On the bus back today though, it was mostly just the kids that were also there last year, so seventh and eighth graders.

The reason I'm telling you this is because generally, you don't go around having random music battles and roasting each other unless you know the other person.

I mean, at least I don't.

Maybe you do.

*shrugs*

-okay carry on (Simon)-

The eighth graders immediately squinted their eyes and took this as a challenge.

So they quickly turned on their own music and sang that.

There was Hamilton, there was P!ATD, there was DEH, there was Melanie Martinez, there was random songs from the radio...

We totally won (though the eighth graders will tell you differently.)

Also, do you remember the sexist, homophobic, and transphobic guy? Yeah, unfortunately, he was on that bus. (You guys: ewwwww)

He asked my coach if he could stand on the seat and then jump out a window. Of course, our coach said no.

*This scene was brought to you by my friend and I that were in the mood to make Mason look bad because since he made those comments, he's been our sworn enemy because that's not okay dude*

Mason: "Hey Coach F******! Can I stand on this seat and jump out the window?"

Coach: "No Mason. Get down."

Mason: "Oh yeah? Give me three reasons why."

Coach: "Because I said so, because I said so, and because I said so."

Mason: "Those don't count."

Friend: "I'll give you three reasons why."

Mason: "Okay, bring it."

Friend: "One, you could get severely injured from falling out, and depending on the circumstances, you could die."

Mason: "Okay, next."

Friend: "Two, by standing that way, your head could hit the *insert smart bus term that I forgot*"

Mason: "Fine. One more."

Friend: "And three, Coach told you not to."

Mason: "That's not valid!"

Friend: *glares* Yes it is.

*other eighth grader*: "Hey Mason look at this..."

Mason: *glares at friend* Okay. *gets down*

Me: *high fives friend*

~A few minutes later~

Friend: "Hey does anyone want my cookie? I don't."

Mason: "I WANT IT!"

Me: "Anyone other than Mason?"

Mason: "Wait what?"

Friend: "Does anyone other than Mason want my cookie?"

Mason: "But I want it!"

Me: "Give her three reasons why she should give you the cookie."

Mason: "Because I'm hungry, Because I'm amazing, and because I am the only one that wants it."

Me: "I'm sorry, those are invalid."

*other eighth grader*: *takes cookie* Ill eat it.

The end.

I'm sorry I just really really hate him so I think it's fair that we get to deprive him of one cookie.

(Lol this is 633 words long.)