It is five thirty in the morning let's do this.

I was tagged by the wonderful ElizabethSwann1

1. Do I like someone?
Not at the moment, I have been traumatised by the experience of having a crush on a straight girl... Never again

2. Do they like me?
No because they don't exist

3. Middle name?
Haven't got one. Whoa this must be exciting to read. Though if you want to know a little fun fact about me: my dad used to call me Sisari and that used to be like my unofficial middle name I guess but he can't remember it now (everyone else in the family can) and therefore the meaning of that name is lost forever. (Okay I'm being overly dramatic, it runs in the family)

4. Single or taken?
Single, because since I don't like anyone right now it would be kind of problematic if I was in a relationship.

5. Last person I texted?
I sent a message to a group chat with four of my friends because we're trying (emphasis on trying) to make group plans

6. Last song I listened to?
I Wanna Boi by pwr bttm. I have very recently gotten into this band they are very good it's very gay 10/10 would recommend

7. Battery %?
78% and sinking

8. Girl best friend?
Online I have a couple of wonderful friends so let's be a nice person and list them all
dayjahhhh who is wonderful and honestly my inspiration and so strong I love talking to you
MudbloodAndProud probably one of the first people I talked to on here and one of my favourites to talk to
dreamescape07 I've known you for aaaaggeeees and we have a lot in common and I love your writing even though I'm literally the most invisible reader you could possibly have
book_nerd356 who is lovely and awesome and has a great profile picture
captain-spider-flash to whom I have not talked in like a month because I'm a bad friend but she's awesome
And lastly Anabelle_Marie_Evans who puts up with me even though I constantly reply way too late and has helped me figure some stuff out, and that means the world to me

9. Guy best friend?
Hectitor aaaaalllll the way. A long distance friendship but he's such a good friend of mine and has been for a long time so yeah
Also RJFord17 is pretty rad. I'm gonna do some shameless promotion and say that you should check out his writing because it's really good.

10. Fav OTP?
Hard to pick just ONE, but I've been reading a lot of Kellic lately so probably them, and Malec and Saphael and Clizzy kind of consume my life a lot though I don't read fan fiction for that.

11. Why I made this account?
Because I like writing and I stumbled across a shitty Legolas fan fiction when I was 12 once which led me here, so I made this account with the horrible username, having the full intentions of writing and posting something on here some day which I haven't done because I'm a bitch who can't finish any of her stories. I try sometimes.

12. Lockscreen?

(Wait is this picture showing???)
Don't know who this is? Shame on you, that is Samira Wiley aka my queen and enter all love, and she played (saying it like that (in past tense) hurts so much) Poussey Washington aka my wife on Orange is the new Black. Isn't she beautiful?
(I may or may not just have realised that this thing has a number 12...)

13. Birthday?
31.10. (I hope all you Americans struggle reading the date because NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WITH YOUR FUCKING DATES THAT ARE THE WRONGG WAY AROUND. You disagree? Fight me I'm almost 5'2 and will probably lose, so maybe don't fight me after all ...

Okay so I'm gonna tag
dreamescape07
captain-spider-flash
Silivrennial
Angelly_belly27
And yeah if you don't wanna do it that's cool, and if you wanna do it but I didn't tag you because I'm really tired (it's 6 am now and I still haven't slept) and probably forgot someone, just do it, I indirectly tag you.

(Okay I'm going to post this later in the day because for some reason my wifi is shit right now so the image won't load)

(Update: I fell asleep for three hits and was rudely awakened by my family. It is now almost 11 am and I'm in a bad mood.)