Just realized how weird curls would look irl. I'm not talking about those fake curls Italy and Romano cosplayers have. I mean real hair. It looks really weird. The reason I say that is because a huge curl popped up at the end of fight class and it looked strange on my head. I mean, I deal with this stuff all the time, I can have up to fifteen cowlicks on my head at one time, but this curl was absolutely ginormous. I don't know if I should send a picture. It's still here, but I don't know about putting my picture on the Internet.

Lucy: Do it! Come on, Vessel! Be ballsy for once!

Megaera: tch. Why would anyone want to look at a picture of your face?

Me: I don't know! Why would people want to do anything?!

Megaera: Your argument has so many holes in it, it might as well be a block of Swiss cheese.

Me: *sarcastic* Ha ha ha.

But seriously. Italy and Romano have pretty flat hair and that curl just sticks out like 10 centimeters away from their head. It seems pretty weird if you ask me.

Megaera: You do realize you've used the word weird like, three times in less than three hundred words.

Malcolm: Exactly three times.

Me: Okay! Can we not talk about my limited vocabulary right now?

Megaera: We could talk about your poor grammar skills.

Malcolm: or your terrible personality

Lucy: or your bad cussing

Megaera: or the fact that you think everyone is beneath you-

Me: I do not think that! Stop trying to say that! And can we please stay on topic?

Megaera: nope. I think you've already milked that cow dry.

Malcolm: you like to use a lot of metaphors, don't you It?

Megaera: whatever.

Lucy: they are rather fun to say!

Megaera: and they get the point across. So what's the matter?

Malcolm: well, you don't have to use them every five seconds.

Megaera: here we go again.

Malcolm: all I'm saying is that *this rant has been cut out due to extreme boring-ness*

Megaera: here we go again. Vessel, stop making up words and expecting to get away with it!

Me: Ok fine! *sigh* Now you know what goes on in my head.