I'm done saying no offense. This is MY book about MY opinion. If you can't accept that, then GTFO(get the f**k out) Now on with the rant!

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Okay, so I know that you've all been on one.

Those dreaded vehicular things called busses.

Some are cool, some are not, and some are just...

Eeeeeeeevil!

That's what mine basically is. On some days we call it the party bus! That's only because we got a new nice bus driver who plays cool radio stations. My old bus driver, oh well she made the bus he double hockey sticks(not in the mood to use bad words today :P)

How you may ask?

Well first she would blast that dreaded country music, even when she knows that no one on the bus likes it. I'm not saying that no one likes country music, I'm just saying no one on my bus does.

Anyway, then she would separate us into boy and girl isle's.

Yep. Boys on one side, girls on the other.

Why? Because she's crazy!

THIS IS SEGREGATION! MAYBE I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS THAT I WANNA SIT BY!

And if you think it can't get any worse... Well you suck. Kidding!

It does get worse though. She then gives us assigned seats! Why? Well she has a reason for that.

All the "cool" kids like to sit in the back of the bus, and when they do they blast their rap music and start throwing random crap. Once I almost got hit by a sharp pencil. I COULD'VE GOTTEN SERIOUSLY INJURED!!!

Then they eat tons of random crap, and shove their trash in the emergency door handle. If we ever got stuck in a emergency situation, then we would for sure all die.

Yep. Then old cranky bus driver lady starts FREAKING out, and BAM assigned seats.

That was my first half of the rant. Here's the other half.

As if the bus ride couldn't get any worse.....

Then my bus has those overly obnoxious kids who like to hog a entire seat to themselves!

Once I was late for the bus(I ride a bus from my other school to this one) and I had to come to the sad realization that the bus was full. Well kinda. About 10 kids had their own seats! Here were my options: A. Kids who hate me. B. Kids who don't believe in showers. Or C. Random people.

My answer was C random people.

I decided to sit by this girl who was right next to my friend, but she stuck her feet out and shook her head.

"No way! You can't sit here!"

"But there are no open seats!" I said.

"To bad!" She growled.

On the outside I was like: "Fine."

On the inside I was like: "scoot your fat arse over you selfish little girl!"

Guess who I ended up sitting by?

A group of 6th grade directioneers. ._. Great.

They ONLY(when I say only, I mean only) talked about the boys! I almost went crazy!

Richard the rabbit: you are crazy!

Where'd you come from?

Richard the rabbit: I'm bold!

Lemme finish my rant!

Richard: fine.

Anyways I spent my ride listening to how cute Niall is without a shirt.

Yeah. So cute.

THIS IS WHY YOU FREAKING MOVE OVER WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BUS!

Geese!

Richard: You mean geez?

NO!

Richard: whatever

FREAKING 1st TRUMPET GEESE EATINF MONKEY LOBSTERS!!!!!!!!

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: It's goose not geese!

Your mom's goose not geese!

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: THATS RACISTS!

YOUR MOM'S RACISTS!

Richard: I'm just gonna end dis cha-

NO YOUR NOT!

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: *clicks save and publish*