Ok, now before this even starts, I want you to know that I have nothing against old people.

The creepy ones, that's a different story.

Anyways, I'm here ranting about the creepy old ones. Not the normal ones.

Why you ask?

Here's why:

So my dad's a marines, and that means we get access to all of the military bases. One of the basses has a really nice supermarket, and my mom likes to shop there. One day we were shopping, and a random old lady walked up to me and started rubbing my back. I was pretty freaked out, and so was my brother. The lady then turned to my mom and said:

"Wow! You have some nice children!"

My mom turned to her and smiled. "Oh why thank you!"

The lady stopped rubbing my back, so I let out a sigh of relief, but that only led to more weirdness. The lady then grabbed my hands, brought her face about a foot from mine, then whispered:

"You better be nice to your mom!"

Then she walked away.

I met up with her again when I was in the condiment isle. I was yelling to my mom if I can get some Nutella, and she said yes. I turned around, and almost jumped a foot in the air. The lady was standing right behind me with a frown on her face.

"Don't yell at your mother!" She growled. Then she left. I was standing there speechless, and I decided that Nutella wasn't needed today.

That was my encounter with creepy old people.

Now what was I saying? Oh yeah!

If you're going to be old, then don't walk around scaring little kids.

You could get arrested for being a pervert.

That's all I really had to say :P