XxDatOneOtakuxX You know who imma be talking bout

so my mom left me with my friends Brayden Kendra and Kayla so when she left Layla was all 

Layla:Can i sit on your lap?

Me:sure?

Layla: *Sits on my lap and starts moaing whining and grunting*

Me: wtf get off

layla:* gets off*

then around lunch kendra was all

kendra :Hey sam from all the shows you watched what would you be?

Me: idk a pokemon i guess

Kendra: Oh ok cause ya know you'll be naked all day everyday for the rest of your life go ahead do it now

Me:.............

and brayden's just all luaghing his butt off such a great best friend