So.... Let me just start off with I HATE NASA.

You can't just change the dates out of the blue.
           I don't care about Opiuchus (whatever the fuck their name is, I don't fucking care at this point). I just wanna be a Capricorn, I feel like only some people care about it (myself included), and when they don't care about it, I'm like "WELL WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!! DO YOU WANT TO BE A DIFFERENT  SIGN?!?!? THIS OPIUCHUS MOTHERFUCKER BASICALLY CHANGES THE WHOLE ZODIAC DATES!", and since NASA KINDLY changes the dates and all that shit, I feel like they think they are allowed to do anything they want without having to ask permission! Sure, NASA is cool, but that just crossed the line for me.

Kimberley (friend of mine helping me with this rant): Since this new zodiac was added, I was once a Aquarius, now I'm a Capricorn. I don't care if you kill me, I'll always be an Aquarius at heart. *GRRRRR*

Me: I don't care if you change the dates, JUST LET ME BE A CAPRICORN!!!!! I don't want to be a Sagittarius, my life would be changed FOREVER! I wouldn't be the Capricorn I was before