my mom always yells at me and it's so saddening

i am literally a child of destruction please stop me

one time i sat down on a chair then the glass next to me fell and shattered into pieces

i tried frying fries but i put the pan on fire instead of the actual food

last night at two in the morning i got hungry so i made a teriyaki bowl but then i dropped it on the carpet and i began crying so i had to wake my mom up to clean it bc i couldn't clean it up

she was very mad

i cant make simple ramen

ok u know what fuck everything i can't even get ice out of my own fridge like it doesn't even go inside my glass it literally just falls to the ground

i think i burned my tongue what do i do