i raised my hand in the midst of class while my teacher was explaining the magic of sex

"what is it now [y/n]" my teacher asks as i cri internally

"can i go to the bathroom" i ask as nicely as possible

"wtf no u sick fuck why???? too many people have gone already sit down" she says as i have never wanted to get up and slap her face so hardly

"wtf? too many people have gone???? u think we're planning tht we all wanna go to the bathroom at once so u feel overwhelmed" i argue as my class applauds me bc they kno i'm rite

"why didn't u go during lunch?" she asks

"jeez i don't know does it look like i can summon my pee" i ask

"ok fine when irene comes back u can" she says as i sigh

why can't i go to the bathroom and ur saying too many people went already like wtf what is wrong with ppl going to the bathroom when we need to

does it look like i can say a prayer then oh my my pee has been summoned

AND WHY WHEN IRENE COMES BACK????? W H Y ????

u think i'm gonna go meet up in the bathroom with her and fuck her against the wall and have babies with her

like no

let me go and fucking pee please in peace

one time in class i raised my hand and my teacher was like "no anisha you can go to the bathroom when *name* comes back"

???????

i wanted paper

paper

i didn't want to go pee or crap or smth

and before i could even say anything he's like "i know you guys wanna all go on your phones in the bathroom and get away with it because you're bored"

^ me