It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon and I had just gotten out of bed. Everything was as usual, another boring day until I saw a notification on my phone. It was a voicemail, and of all people, it said Dr.Phil.

Like the normal person I am, I knew it was a prank. But of all people why choose doctor Phil? Anyway, I decided to give the number a call back, just out of boredom. It rang for a long time, longer than a usual phone would.

Until I heard an odd crinkly noise, and then a voice.

"Hello?"

The western accent was amazing, it sounded just like him, but it couldn't be.

"Nice try you doorknob, I know this isn't doctor Phil."

I used my best smart ass voice.

"Ah now, I've been expecting your call. And for your information it is Dr.Phil."

"Prove it."

"Jessica. I spoke to your mother already, there should be a plane ticket with your information on it, on the table"

I was shocked, how did he know my name?

I looked at the table ever so slowly, there was an envelope. I walked to it, my knees shaking. Why was I scared? It's probably a coincidence. My fingers tore it open with anticipation, and low and behold...it was a plane ticket.

"You're Dr.Phil..."

Thats all I could manage to say into the phone.

"Indeed I am, Jessica. Your flight is in 2 days and I have a hotel room already booked for you. Is that alright?".

I was speachless. So many questions raced through my head, and I thought I was going to be sick. Why me? I dont have any problems that I told my mom about, is she suspicious of me?

" B-But..what about my mom?"

I was still stunned .

"As I said, I already spoke to her and she is fine with you going alone, you can ask her for yourself."

"What is this for?"

I felt a lump in my throat and I wanted to puke, this was all so strange.

"A surprise "

I hung up.

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2 days later I found myself at the airport, waving goodbye to my mom and being escorted to Dr.Phil's private jet. This was all so strange and I still didn't understand. How did he know me? Why me?

After a short flight I ended up at a five star hotel, surrounded by Dr.Phil's security guards. When they finally moved out of the way,  I found myself standing right before Dr.phil himself. I was dumbfounded .

"Thank you gentlemen, I'll take it from here."

His western accent sent shivers down my spine.

I didn't say a word the whole way up to my room. What was there to say? Well, a lot but I just couldn't decide what to say first.

"Umm sir....How do you know me?"

I said, as we finally reached my room. He closed the door behind him and locked it.

"Me and your mother went to highschool together. I heard about you from her, and was very excited to meet you. Especially since I heard you watch my show."

It wasn't like I was a fan or anything. Sure I watched it from time to time but I'm embarrassed to admit why..

"I- well yes...I do"

He'd probably ask me something weird now, like if I want to become someone like him or if I'm into phycology stuff. The truth is, I'm not .

"Interesting, why is it that a girl your age watches me?"

"I'm 18, I can watch what I want-...sir."

I felt bad for being a little sassy, but thats who I am.

"Hmm spunky. And no need to call me sir."

"Oh...Okay, Dr.Phil?"

He shook his head and smirked.

"I prefer...Daddy Phil."

I almost choked. Its like he read my mind. Its like he knew why I watched him. His belly's perfect shape made my core burn, and his nearly bald head made my heart ache. His thick western accent was so hot. His ass looked like two loaves of old bread, and I could really use a sandwich. I really, really, really wanted to see what a nice sausage he had too.

I nodded my head slowly, as he leaned closer, his moustache almost touching my face.

I could feel niagra falls between my legs.

Oh please.

As if nothing happened he leaned back and pulled out a notepad.

What???

"I'd like you to know something. No other living human knows..."

I nodded. Perhaps it was a kink?

He leaned in close again, still holding the notepad .

"First... Do you love me?"

I nodded furiously, without even meaning to do so.

"It works. This is all I'll need."

He wrote something quickly, on the notepad. I was so confused, and soooo turned on.

"I want-"

But before I could finish, he ripped his fancy suit off, realvealing his bare, round belly.

And right over his belly button was a tatto of the illuminati.

"That's right."

I was shook, and frozen with fear.

His third eye began to glow as he took the form of a monsterous being.

"Dr.Phil is in the fucking illuminati"

I whispered, but no one could hear me.