I decided I'm going to write a one shot with literally every cliche I can think of. Here I go.

Hello! My name is Glimmer heartfeelia Waterflower Ketchum Kaneki Hide. Jr. I'm an ugly ass person with slick, horrible blond hair, and I had just moved into a house. I pulled on a a skimpy, tight pink dress because I obviously don't need to wear the uniform. Only loosers do that. I went to school, and barely got there on time. On my way to class, I bumped into someone. "Hey, watch were you're going, slut!" The possibly hottest guy I have ever met says, but then he trips over my foot and kisses me! He doesn't pull away, so I kiss him back, but then I ran away because I just kissed a h-o-tty! I started laughing in the bathroom, then, because I suddently have anxiety, started balling. Then, of course, the hotty from earlier barged in and took my face in his hands, smooching me before saying, "I love you, Glimmer heartfeelia Waterflower Ketchum Kaneki Hide Jr. Lemme smash." I nodded, to overcome by joy to react as he started fucking me. The next day I woke up and wow I was pregnant! The baby was a girl named Grace Heartfeelia Waterflower Ketchum Kaneki Hide. And we both love her. But one night he looked me in the eye and said, "Glimmer heartfeelia Waterflower Ketchum Kaneki Hide Jr, I'm a werewolf vampire hybrid." I accepted this and we were a happy vampire werewolf hybrid family. Until, one night, we were driving... And we crashed. Our world died before us. And then I woke up. "Wow what a cliche weird dream I just had." Natalie said, yawning as she got out of bed, brushed her brown hair, and got ready for school. Them she decided to write this shit before she went, because otherwise she would loose it. And that kids is the story of how this masterpiece came to be.