(I made this originally on discord. It's really short. And gun is the literal tool not a human... I mean, er, well... You'll see.)

Mineta stared at the gun in his hand with loving eyes. "You are the only one who truly loves me for who I am." he kissed the tip lovingly.

his finger lightly pressed the trigger, but not all the way. "You could kill me, but not yet. You haven't yet.""I appreciate that." he smiled.

(At this point my friend said I would write an amazing deranged character. Thanks mate.)

  "I love you, gun." 

"The same to you, Mineta." gun-chan responded. "But this is not the place I will stay. I have to leave."

 And, before Mineta could process the words, the gun had disappeared from his life. Forever.  

He collapsed onto the ground, tears leaking out of his closed eyes. 

"Why, my true love... Is gone. Maybe disinagrated!? I don't know... Why does nothing ever go my way!? Why, why... WHY!?" he screamed the last part, and kept screaming incomprehencable words, until his voice was ragged, his eyes red from tears. The last sounds echoed in the small space, mocking him.

Everyone seemed to hate him.

Everyone...

Everyone, even an inanimate object he had fantazized to talk, to love him, had betrayed him in the cold, dark end of real life.

Everyone.

THE END 

I kinda got serious with the last part, idk why. But I'm laughing, lol. Enjoy! Mineta x Gun for life.