You've all had that friend who's really emotional and depressing and sad and they always mention how much they're dying inside. Well Wattpad is full of those. You yes you are probably one of them. I'll admit I'm one of those people too. So why do I bring this up? These people are the scum of the earth, the goo stuck on the book you got from a wholesale store after you peel off the sticker.  These people cannot shut up about how bad their life is. Every single person on earth is dying inside. Some of us, the more socially acceptable ones are better at hiding it. I know I just ranted about how society sucks and stuff but I don't care. I'm gonna label people anyways. You're the crapheel chewed up gum suck to my shoe. You're the burn on my perfect maple flooring. You're the one speck of burnt toast on my perfect golden brown bread. You're the pancake goo that spilled when I tried to flip that batter over. You're the chunk of tomato in my perfectly blended tomato sauce. You're the brat who left my freezer open and all my ice cream is melted. You little f*cker