1st of all- if ur that much of a pessimist.. pour the water into a smaller glass and quit ur whining!!!

But, is it really half empty? What are u doing?
If u are pouring the water out, then it's half empty? Right?
If ur pouring it in, it's half full, right?

But wait?!

Wrong!!

With water, yes, but its not ever half anything!

It's always full, even an empty cup is full of air!

Unless u live on some strange planet that is literally nothingness... Then... Well ...

Plz, what service do u use? If u are reading this from another planet?! That's cool, I'll need to switch my phone company ...

Btw, on that topic, att sucks, they killed my phone, like, they took it, and then they broke it... So, Verizon is the company I'm using now... I haven't had any major problems with them though...

And also, on that subject, Android's are better then. iPhones....

Btw, on that subject, there is this Easter egg hack thingy for Android's...

Depending on what version u have...

Plz comment what game u get!
Version 6 was flappy Android, I think it was like 3 or something with jelly beans... My friend freaked out when I put a bunch of jelly beans on her screen, she thought I broke her phone, loo...

Anyways, uhm, there is also one with a bunch of boxes... The current one for 7 is collecting cats...

I personally liked flappy Android the best...

Anyways!

Go to ur settings and then go to "about phone"

From there u should see Android version

If not, then u have to click something else, but I don't have that kinda phone thanks to att anymore, so

U should be able to read what all of it is and stuff until u find Android version...

Then! Click on that rapidly, and then boom! Just click on the icon that comes up and then hold it down

Then comment what game u get!

If it's a cat game, hold the icon down until the cat face appears and then go to ur notification bar and then edit, and then there should be a dish, then put cat food or a donut or something into the dish and await ur cats! Then comment that game!

But anyways!

I had something else to say

But I forgot...