So I joined cross country, and there was this boy who was teasing me, saying "Oh this boy said your hot." Being a pervert about it etc. And THEN he said : "Your like princess Leia." That's when I said, "Yup, I'm stubborn, sassy, and bossy." Then i got up in his face and said, "I don't know who your are, or where you came from, but from now on you do as I tell you, okay?" Then he said, "I don't listen to people like you. "Oh, it's a wonder your still alive."
Comedy gold. 💰💰💰💰💰🏅🏆 

Another thing that happened at cross country.
At one of our big meets, (it was a little longer than normal) I was all hot and sweaty, and me and my friends gave each other sweaty hugs. (Mmmmmmmm hygiene.) And then I said, "Guys, I'm so frickin hot." Then my eyes widened, because I realized what I just said. "Oh we know ------, we know." Both of my friends said.

Whoops. 😎

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