Usually, I get up at around 5 AM, but because I'm sickish, I stayed in bed listening to my radio alarm.

Eventually, it got to the part of the radio show (it's Alice 107.7) where these two people, Heather and Poolboy, talk about stuff.

Well, Poolboy had this little story of an old man ending a chase of a suspect in the most stereotypical old man way ever.

Apparently, this suspect was jumping across roofs for the past 5 hours and stopped on a roof.  He was surrounded by the police and just stayed up there.

The owner of the house, an 83-year-old man, climbed up onto the roof and shoved the suspect off, yelling, "GET OFF MY ROOF!!"

That.

Was.

Amazing.