Me:  *slams hands on table* I've got the perfect plan to rob a bank.

Friend:  Alright!  What's the plan??

Me:  First, we go into the bank in broad daylight with everyone else.  We talk to some people and spend a while there, talking to more people.

Friend:  *excited*  Go on.

Me:  Each day, we go back, talking to more people.  And then....

Friend:  *really excited*

Me:  Every couple weeks, they'll simply hand us the money.  They do this month after month.

Friend:  And then what?

Me:  After 20 to 30 years, we walk away like nothing ever happened.  They won't know what hit 'em.

Friend:  ...BISH THAT'S CALLED GETTING A JOB-