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ilbarker ilbarker ilbarker

A HORRID THING HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY/YESTERDAY FOR YOU

SOMEONE THREATENED OUR PRECIOUS CALEB

ON HIS SECRET LIFE OF PETS LUNCHBOX, SOMEONE WROTE, "ha!  ha!  I will kill you!"

GET THE CALEB PROTECTION CULT

PREP THE BUNKER

GET THE ARMY

GET THE PRES----

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No, wait, not him

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HE WAS THREATENED

A DEATH THREAT

AGAINST MY FAMILY

THEY HAVE NERVE

I SWEAR

GFNJSKLEBVWINJWKS

I WILL FIND THEM

AND I WILL SLAP THEM

INTO YESTERDAY

AND THEN SLAP THEM BACK

TO TODAY

I do NOT take death threats to my family lightly.  I REALLY hope they find the idiotic kid who did this and punish him.

Today was already bad for Caleb cuz he got paddled at school for hitting a kid on the back the day before ;-;

AND THEN THIS

RAISE THE CULT TO LIFE, ILBARKER