Hello lovely people of Orange land! We are now gathered here to start a new show called "RANTING"

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Disclaimer alert! There may be loads of sarcasm, idiocracy, humor and a bit of swearing. If you can't handle it then I will ask you to kindly leave this platform instead of proceeding further because there is enough havoc already and I don't want little cyclones and tornadoes to erupt as I have my own volcanoes.

TOPIC OF TODAY'S RANTING is OVER USED THEMES, CLICHÉ PLOTS ON WATTPAD! YES THIS RANTING WILL BE BASED ON RANDOM TOPICS. SALTS (Smiled a little then stopped)

I am in no way criticizing or trying to offend someone here. I am just going to state a few things that I noticed on wattpad and if you go ape shit on me, I will go ballistic on you! I REPEAT GO BACK IF YOU ARE ON OF THOSE CRAZY RANDOM PEOPLE ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET.

Ok I will be a hypocrite if I say that I don't like cliché stuffs but hold on your horses! There is something called limit which has been ran over a gazillion times. I do like to read something mushy and romantic because life is hard enough and we all love a bit of cheesy and sappy stuffs.

Some of the hot and popular books these days are based on Mafia, Werewolves, vampires, Millionaires or CEO, Marriages, Bad boys, Celebrities which are mostly singers *coughs* 1D *coughs*

You would have come across so many books based on the above cadre right? At least once?

Let's start with the Mafia based books first. There are amazing spectacular books based on mafia gangs but some books are bleh. I have come across certain books where these few things were common. The Dangerous Mafia Man is always less than 30 years old, is always super fucking hot and has a snobby attitude, some issues, will kidnap some female and then poop rainbows and unicorns with her after a while! Mafia's have better work to do then to take hold of some random chick they see across a street or in some café and they will definitely not be flipping pancakes for you early in the morning SHIRTLESS WITH HIS 6-8 PACKS ON DISPLAY FOY YOU TO LICK AND EAT. They will not find your sassiness or shy nature cute. They will most probably take out a gun and Bam shoot you right on then and there.

Werewolves and vampires! When I started reading books on wattpad I added so many books of this section because I had so much interest in reading such kind of books but then the hook dropped off after a while. WHY IS THE CHICK ALWAYS CHASED BY THE GUY WHO ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO BE THE ALPHA OF THE PACK? The pack is filled with so many people but no, the story will be about the alpha growling "MINE" 24*7 and is hell bent on marking his mate who doesn't not like her alpha or is going away from him to protect him but later on they mate like there is no tomorrow. The people of the pack are not given much light in the book but it is only the main Alpha and the running away Luna of some pack.

I was reading a book where this dude was spending some alone time with a chick somewhere in the beach or grassy area and this author puts on a note saying something like this, I am sorry but I forgot to tell you all this but the main character of this book is a guy and I am feeling shy to write what is going to happen next. *blushes hard*

The chick will be thinking to herself "Oh my. I can't believe that I am sitting alone with him in a secluded area. I feel so naughty." Then the dude looks up to her and grabs her under his body and winks at her telling "Babe I am a vampire and I read your thoughts. Let's make your thoughts into a reality."

Ok so the book was going yipide dipide doo for like 20 chapters and then the dude tells that he is a vampire? Only when the chick next to him is feeling naughty he spoke that he could read minds. *yawns*

Next category, Millionaires or CEO.

Guilty but not guilty I was one of those teenagers who used to love reading such books but then later on I was like "excuse moi but could you please staap eit?"

The millionaires in the books apart from being wealthy is always having the good looks, is a player who sleeps with anything that breathes and has two never ending legs, doesn't want to get settled, Doesn't have feelings and is a heartless son of a biscuit and is very kinky but when he spots a girl who turns out to be different he likes that girl because she is like a breath of fresh air and doesn't scum to his demands and he breaks hell and heaven apart to get her. Sorry to break this to you but most of the millionaires are not young. Only a few are young and good looking but the books always describe them as otherwise and a few kinky girls will start having such wild fantasies that the wealthy man will take her to his secret BDSM room and spank her cute little buns. LOL.

Those wealthy people maybe kinky or whatever but they have companies to run and will probably not be at your beck and call like how the cliché books describe the guys to be like. If the guy was not wealthy or good looking and goes behind a girl she will probably call him a creep but if it was the opposite, the creep word would have turned into "My chweet darling bunny" later on and will be considered super delicious by that female who hated him some time ago. How yummy...NOT!

Marriages! I love reading wedding books because they are always different. Any book related to marriage as the main theme is always unique and different. Once I came across a humor based book in which the girl gets married so many times because she loves wedding giftsLol. She even stole a gift from some random wedding because she couldn't resist herself.

BAD BOY'S BASED BOOKS.
I think these are the helluva common book on wattpad now. Arrogant, cocky bad boy with a sweet shy nerd (girl next door or whatever) who has some craziness hidden inside of her. The dude and the chick either end up together because of someschool project, a bet, common fights, and mutual hatred. There is no in between. The bad boy will have some badass tattoo; he would occasionally smoke,drink, punch people, get into trouble because he is troubled at home and goes back to jail because that is his second home. The chick in the book will one day become his angel and he would be changed by her and he cleans himself upand his bad and notorious ways to prove his self worthy to him.

Ughh hello I don't think bad boys are like that in real life. Not all bad boys are definitely hot,drooling, delicious piece of meat cooked right out of the oven. A woman will want a man in life not a boy! Same way a Man needs a woman not a girl in life unless you are a teenager then you would be obviously busy in yougoo-goo-gaa-gaa Baby, honey, sweeto stage. Oh wait not just a man or woman. A person may love someone of their own sex also! LOVE SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY BOUNDARIES SO DO NOT EVER BE ASHAMED OF IT. WE ARE ALL AFTER ALL HUMANS WITH FEELINGS SO RESPECT EVERYONES FEELINGS. DO NOT HUMILIATE OR LET ANY ONE DOWN BECAUSE OF THEIR CHOICE but no A creepy old person lusting over a kid is wrong and that should not be considered normal. Be mature enough to just know the difference.

Lol moving on.... Celebrities. There are so many amazeballs books that gave me the feels and I snorted on like 100 tissue paper after reading such good books but some books are away to common.*Coughs* 1DI don't hate the band or dislike their songs if that's what you are thinking so snap shut that mouth of your before assuming about what I am going to say. FANDOM PEOPLE CAN BE CRAZYAND MAY KILL ANYONE WITH THEIR MEAN WORDS AND I AM SCARED OF THESE HYPERENERGETIC FAN GIRLS XDThere are countless 1Dbased book's here. I get it that the fans love them and want to showcase some love but at times the limit is crossed badly.

This incident happened a few weeks ago and I still cringe thinking about it while my friends laughed at my expense when I told them how much pissed off I was. I wanted to discover new books so one day I was sitting and scrolling through so many books on wattpad and this is what happened to me.

When I clicked Romance section I got books that was something like Harry styles and his Bad boy's ways. The young adult section showed books which had 1D member's who had kidnapped a group of females and later on they were having a one on one banging section in every place on earth except Bed. Lol! Then I checked the Paranormal section and a few stories popped up where some member of 1D was dead but his soul was still on earth because he never met his soul mate and later on they get married and have many cutie pies. Don't get me started on the Teacher and student relationship. I mean can't the people hold their pee-pee and not insert the Friggin banana in the doughnut? The main characters in the book hold on for so long but suddenly they become hot and bothered and

Ok back to the topic in hand. I got pissed off because every frigging book that I was discovering was only 1D based then I calmed my monkey down then clicked on the Science fiction section and guess what I saw? Harry styles went somewhere out in the universe. I flipped and threw my gadget and disappeared off wattpad because I could not take it anymore. One direction was everywhere! I like the band and a few songs but this was just too much to handle. I like every artist out there but sometimes fan can go a little crazy nay?

Not all books are like that but still, it's getting cluttered with the same thing or maybe the discovery section is like that lol

I think that's enough for today...... OHH ONE MORE THING, THE FEMALE IS ALWAYS A VIRGIN! AND THE GUY WOULD BE OVER THE MOON AND THEY WOULD END UP TOGETHER ANYWAY SO WHY THE HELL BOTHER RIGHT? Not all girls are the cute, shy girl next door or book lovers. There are girls who are very bold and every person is beautiful inside and out if their heart is pure so looks should not matter so I would not comment anything further about this. Girls actually do have many hobbies that does not include reading books. SOME ARE GAMERS OR ATHLETICS ALSO WHICH IS NOT PORTRAYED MUCH. There are like so many hobbies in the world but the same old stuffs are taken into account most of the time lol.

Until next time!

Next topic I will be ranting about is "THE FEELINGS WHILE SITTING IN AN EXAM HALL"

And if anyone got offended by anything that I wrote I am sorry and I mean no harm but if you think otherwise then Phuck you xD