Aye aye have you ever watched a movie without any interruptions?
Any weird experiences in a movie hall?
*wiggles eyebrows like a maniac*

I'm a very observing person so even while watching a movie I be observing the types of people in the theatre.

Personally I like to reach the cinema hall 30 mins prior to the movie time.
Because of parking my bike duh!

FAMILY PACK!
There would always be a big fat happy family of 20+ people who feel that watching a movie is the best bonding time.
Whether you are standing or sitting you will have to be in that position till the whole family trains moves in front you.

Late comers
The move has started ages ago but suddenly these people remember that they were supposed to watch a movie and enter the hall taking their own sweet time.

"Ai montu, I can't see anything. Where is our seats? The bloody lights are off and I can't see anything"
Yeah bruh , I don't mind that you are standing in front of me yelling about the darkness because you can't find your seat.

Muwah - muwah
The couple don't come for the movie but only to shove their tongue in each other's throat for nearly 2 hours.
Baby why you licking my ear?
Guy - but I was eating your nose
Girl - who the fuck at my ear? There is saliva all over my face
Guy - nvm let's go back to making out.
*muwah- muwah*

Sleepers
This person doesn't care about the movie at all. As soon as the lights go off the person goes to la-la land.
Cleaner guy - sir the movie got over.
Guy - just 5 more minutes *snores*

Laughters
No matter what the scene is , this person laughs for anything.
Guy - I don't love you
Girl - cries
Viewer - ahahahahaha
Guy - I'm pregnant
Girl - what?
Guy - I'm actually a guy
Viewer - ahahahaha

Whistlers
These people are always in a bunch sitting on the first row. They keep whistling every single minute.
Commercials rolled up - whistles
Movie title - whistles
Hero enters - whistles
Guy pooping - whistles
Interval - whistles
End credit then screen goes blank - whistles.

WHY MAN?
This person basically questions EVERY SINGLE THING.
Why did we chose this theatre?
Why this movie ?
Why did this fellow direct this movie?
Who chose the hero and heroine?
Why are the dancing?
Why are they singing ?
Why are they kissing?
Why is our seat colour red?
Why you pissed at me?

Surprise breakers
These people already know the plot twist and like to show off their knowledge.
Guy - You know what? She ends up with him anyway. Like lol she got married to the dawggy but ends up with the pussy anyway and they make 14 banana milkshakes together.

Seriousness
This person right here sits upright like he/she is on a mission.
The behave like they are some secret spy and act like they are watching not a movie but a documentary that will give them clues to solve the non - existing mystery case.

Selfies
These kids don't care about the hang out or the movie. They just want to change their DP or upload a new photo in their social media account.
Even if it's a 3D movie they will fucking wear the 3D glass and take a selfie
#watching #movie #with #bae #OOTD #POTD #Pout #bestie #awesome #fun
*inserts more random 20 plus tags*

Movers
These kind of people don't like to sit much and keep moving from their seats either to buy some snacks or to the restroom.
Some people would just walk up and down the steps in the theater.

The worst moment is during the interval.
Your ass is flying up in the air because you know the break is going to come soon and before the lights turn on, you dash through the doors into the bathroom.
You see a few people coming behind you so you light up your ass and shimmy your way through the crowd and smirk at the person behind you.
The person behind you goes to another door and your face falls when you twist the know and realise it's locked from the inside.

By the time you make a move, every door is occupied *sighs*

Personally I am horrified at the rate at which these people sell food in the theatre.
My hunger goes down the minute I see the rate card.

Am I buying at gold sheet or what?

At times people lose their pop - corn due to the air conditioner on the entry door.

There flew away 30 bucks of 9 pieces of your popcorn.

There are some people who stand in the food line , discuss about the good and leave without buying anything the minute the movie starts playing again.
Why the time pass if you don't want buy anything? So many hungry people will become hungry now plus they will miss a few minutes of the movie.

I hate it when he person next to me in the theatre shoves his/her elbow on my hand bar.
Like bruh? What the hell? You keep it at the front or back but why you occupying the whole hand bar?
Enters into an elbow war.

On and don't get me started on the the kickers :/
They keep kicking you seat from behind.

I remember this time when a person kept kicking my seat.
Once , twice , one bloody hour so after my patience exploded I kindly turn back and asked the lady to keep her foot down.

The lady grins evilly at me then began kicking again so I turned around and looked at the guy next to her then asked him to keep a check on the woman's legs or else....
I actually look like a kid not an adult or teenager so the guy thought will throw a tantrum and scrum so he asked the lady next to him to tuck her legs in.
She whined about not doing anything then kicked on my seat AGAIN.
I smiled to myself , turned around and in a cold voice growled at her to sit quietly in her seat.
I got up from my seat then motioned to the leg space around the seats.
A few people looked in our direction then she sank back to her seat.
The muttered a sorry while the lady kept saying that she didn't even move her leg -.-

Have you out your foot in some direction then you find a random chewing gum on the sole?
Disgusting!

Most of the time the person who sits before me is enormous in size and his head alone occupies 40% of the screen.

Once there was this man who had spike thay would have been 4 inches above his head ._.
I kept rotating my head to watch the movie because spike man's spike somehow floated in every direction.

And don't forget the creeps! These guys just watch you like a fucking hawk, they creepily look at you up and down ._. You move anywhere and turn around , they would already be watching you and maybe even wink at you.

~Le Movie Time ~

I was watching a movie called "How to waste time on wattpad"

I sat inside the hall at 7:30 and people started entering 40 mins after the movie started.

A guy stopped moving his butt and just stood there watching the movie.
Me - excuse me can you move?
booty man - sush! Can't you see ? Such an intresting scene has come
Me - *don't hold me back to kick this man*

The girl next to me hogged the elbow bar. When I tried to keep a finger her elbow stabbed my pinky finger.
Me - umm.
Girl - MINE!!!!
ME - .....kay!
*elbow war*

Person before me threw popcorn on the screen when the cloth flew in the air and molded into a figure.

Person behind me stands up to clap besides the people ear.

A grandpa stands up and punches the man for clapping like a maniac.

A baby starts crying and a mom breastfeeds the kid, the guy next to her kicks the seat Infront of him so to take revenge the person who got kicked kicks the persons seat before him.

A guys phone starts blaring to 'I just had sex'

Elbow girl starts taking selfie with the crying baby.

Power goes off...
People tear the screen.

THE END!
*PULLS CURTAIN DOWN*