All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up xD

I'm bored *yawns* anyone feeling unproductive like me? Nay? Rant your frustrations out here with me xD

Idk but I feel very girlish today O.o does that make any sense? Nah?

~ Everyday normal Girl stuffs~

(1) I feel so up up and FRESHHH Dafuq? Why is my hair up in a nest? How come chicks in movies and TV serials wake up looking like they are right out of a glam magazine? Is that a baby bird hatching out of its egg on my hair?!

(2) I feel like going for a swim today. It's a bright and sunny day, I feel fresh active and.
Wait... *rolls around in pain*
Why does my undie feel leaky. *it's a hot mess*
Oh aunt flow! Why don't you knock the god damn door before showing up unexpectedly.
Aunt flow - I come to make sure you ain't pregnant and your body is working properly babe.
Bu..but you keep spoiling my favourite panties *cries*

(3) girl 1 - You know I was waiting for Mr. Hot ass to message me but he didn't even acknowledge my presence. I feel so bad you know.
Girl 2 - Did he read your message when he came online ? If yes then he is being an ass.
Girl 1 - Why should I message him first? Can't he understand my telepathic message that I like him so he should always message me first.
Girl 2 - ●●●●●

(4) look at me people! I look fabulous today. Why is no one paying attention to me oh wait.... Why is he staring at me like that *gasps*such a creepo. I guess he mustn't have seen a beautiful babe like me before but eyeing me up and down is so rude and creepy.

(5) How dare you get married to HER? What did you see in her? You promised me! We were going to make 100 babies. You broke... crushed my heart!
*switches off the tv upon watching the celebrity guy crush with his lover*

(6) Oh-Em-Gee! There's a scrape on my nails *sobs*
Proceeds to remove the nail polish because of the tiny scrape.

(7) Ahh this is my favourite bra <3
Shit! It wasn't this tight when I bought it.
Why are my boobs bouncing like crazy?
Why is It trying to peek out of my dress?
Why did that person stop walking? They want to see me bouncy titties *tries to covers the chest using arms and bags*

(8) I don't want much in a man, he should be caring, sweet, charming, 6'4 feet tall, must have pink lips only, a tattoo over his rib cage area , pierced nipples, brown curly hair, must know to cook, must have a deep accent that will make me get an orgasm when I hear him, intelligent, should make me smile (only me) must be friendly but not that much friendly with girls cos those girls will jump on his bones.
I'm not asking much in a guy right? Any guy would be lucky to have me so I don't expect much from him.
He should be an exact replica of Hritik Roshan that's all I ask for but people say it's too much.

(9) Opens the cupboard, proceeds to sit down on the ground while looking up at the pile of clothes lying untouched since ages.
I don't have anything to wear!

(10) excuse -moi ? Come again? ! Did you say yours best friend? ! *rolls up sleeves*

(11) See Mr. Male , you are a really nice person. I wish to be with a person just like you but not you. I'm sorry.

(12) la la la la la *proceeds to apply kohl over eyes*
Oh hot damn! Never mind I'll apply another coat over my left eye to match it with the right one.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY EYE LIDS TOTALLY BLACK? I APPLIED LIKE 0.05 INCH OF EYE LINER *CRIES*

(13) why is my lipstick empty?
*rolls over to the sticker side*
Oh yeah! It had a fruity taste so I kept eating my lips hahaha I should buy a new one soon.

(14) I SAID I'M NOT HUNGRY! LEAVE ME ALONE
*looks left and right*
Ravishes the food while sobbing about being totally lonely.
No one loves me *cries*

Ok jokes apart, ladies and Gentlemen (if there are any gents out there LOL)
We are all beautiful creatures with twisted wires xD

So many of you messaged me for advice and stuffs (Idk why me though lol)

I see a few of you having a bit of self itseems issues and I don't want to sound like a shrink but I do know that we all need to hear something positive. An assurance that everything will be alright someday (or maybe in the next life)

You don't need anyone to tell you how beautiful/ Handsome you are. If YOU love yourself that's the best part <3

I won't lie and tell you to always think positive because the amount of negativity my brain radiates it's really toxic but I'm trying to be positive.

Some situations end up making a person passive so that's not your fault.

I won't lie and say that looks don't matter because in this generation looks are really important but who cares if puberty forgot us?
We can try to present ourselves better!

When you have knowledge, boldness, strong aura and confidence you are automatically looked upon.

Imagine this, you meet yourself one day. An exact replica. Do you think you would ever befriend yourself? Would you be proud of yourself when you see your replica? If not then why? That replica is basically you so why the conflicts? just think about it.

I don't think I would ever befriend myself anytime in the future soon lol.

You scored less in exams ? Look upon the countless successful people. Are all of them highly educated?
(Not saying education ain't important. Don't be that very laid back with your scores also lol)

You don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Your friends keep showing you looks ?omg she still hadn't got her first kiss.
So what? There are so many people in this world. You will get to meet your special person someday.
Don't just jump into being in a relationship because of the countless people people around you who are exclusive.

Don't know what to do in life? Most of us don't. Even if you do, there's a high chance that you may side track it for something else in the future.

People are talking about you, judging you? They are jealous that they can't be 'YOU'

Feel sad that the person you badly want to talk to is ignoring you?
Look at the person who has been with you through thick and thin. Why are you ignoring that person?

People keep ignoring you by making you as their second option.
You have a choice to not let them second you out in their list.
You can choose to not let them consider you as any kind of option at all.

Miss that person a lot? Want to know how he/she is?
Go call/ text that person.
Life is to short for regrets so please let your egos aside and solve your problems.

If life was a movie we would have been notified about what's going to happen next through the background music but sadly that's doesn't happen.

You can choose to be the director and producer of your life :) don't let these roles be controlled by anyone.

Do what makes you happy. Explore , interact, smile, spread love and happiness. Wish upon good for other people if you want the same in return. Be kind but not stupid and let people run over you.

I hope you are all happy in what you do. I wish all your dreams come true , I would love to see you all smiling.

After all a smile is the best ornament a person can posses.

Have a good morning/Night/... life ahead of you :)

Remember, love yourself ^_^ be your own lover (not in that dirty way you gutter minded brats)