While you are reading this, there's someone right behind you reading it.

Don't worry, you won't see anything behind you. But IT can see you :)

~Random Weird and creepy stuffs~

~ Your cat is staring at you for the past one hour. You get frustrated so you wave your hands right across her face but then you notice that her eyes are trained on something right behind you.
But there's nothing behind you....

~ you walk into the restroom at night; you look into your reflection to see yourself smirking back.
The next thing you know, you feel an invisible wall in front you.
You get trapped inside the mirror while your reflection swapped your place into the real world.

Shit, I'm turning it into horror ain't I? Let's go and change that. LOL

~ *ping*
random person on Facebook - "Hey add me, I want to friendshiiiiiiiiiip with you"
*goes to investigate the profile*
studies at Phoolon jaise pyari titliyan , all girls school
Sex  - male
Dafuq?
*block*

~ You buy a set of cute clothes that fitted you perfectly in the store room.
You come back home to find the clothes either a size to small or a size to big.
Have I gotten pregnant in the span of an hour without me knowing about it?

Ok my boobs were never that small, it's completely popping out.  What the hell is wrong with my butt in this?
Shit I HAVE ABS NOW?!!

~ "I will make you booti-ful with my expert fingers alright? Just sit back and relax"
After an hour you start crying because the hairstylist did the fucking opposite of what you had asked him/her to do

The last time I went to get a hair cut, I told the lady to cut the hair only till my shoulder. She took a razor and shaved off my hair above the neck and cut my hair above the shoulder.

Never again will I do such a mistake. Oh can I have the past 8 years back where I used to have long hair and didn't look like a cauliflower *cries*

~ Friend -Dude, did you prepare well for Corporate legal frame of business exam?
Me - what? WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS DRAFTING AND CONVEYANCE?
Friend - haha April's fool!

Teachers - April's fool! Surprise test of another subject

Cue students rolling around in the ground while a few of them are swimming in each others tears.

~ "Hey man! Long time no see"
*proceeds to talk nonsense for an hour*
"Nice to see you after so long, do come by my class more man"
How was she? Am I famous? Random people are coming me and patting my back while talking like we are long lost Buddies.
Never mind, I'll just carry on like nothing happened.

Ok, there has been instances where people whom I have never met just come upto me and start talking to me like they know me very well while I'm standing their like an idiot with squinty eyes because I'm trying to scan that person name, class and department.

And there has been instances where such random people suddenly stop talking and be like "I'm sorry but who are you? What's your name?"
Me - seriously?  I was fretting over this?

~ I like my coffee like I like my women…sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer

~ I’d suck a fart out of your ass.
There's a girl in a class of mine who keeps saying this line and I find it creepy yet hillarious lol

~ You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breastfeeded by you.

Ok so a few month's ago I watching a show in one of the knowledge based channels and that show spoke about breastfeeding and stuffs.
I didn't know that we could buy breast milk online! Wemen are actually selling their milk online and people are buying it because of the taste!!!!
I would have a few of you puke with this but darn it face reality folks LOL

~ 1)Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
2)Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been running through my mind all day.
3) I guess I have seen you somewhere but I don't remember much because of the excess clothing of yours.

What's with the weird pick line by people these days?
Why even use such horrendous lines????

~ Stare intensely at a person for a while, then yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" then back away in horror.

~ Try to step on your shadow. When someone walks by scream "IT'S STALKING ME!"

~ wear some ID of yours and walk up to some random person in a plaza or the mall. Show them your ID for a second and be like "We meed to discuss something important"
Then walk away as if nothing happened.

A few people have done that already lol. People gave us the stink eye.

~ Tell someone to look behind them in an excited voice, either say never mind or just run away like a maniac screaming "They are coming for us. It's the end"

~ Every so often stand up and do a single clap, sit back down and carry on as if nothing happened.

We did that in class once and after a few minutes our teacher joined us LOOOOL!
WE HAD A FUCKING CLAPPING SESSION FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES! !!!!

~ when I was small, I used to take out the stickers from the fruits and even the fancy soft net like thingy around them...
I used to wear the net thingy around my wrists and walk around people as if I was some sort of an anime character with super powers and I also used to wrap my mother's duppata around my neck like a Cape screaming
"Akanksha to the rescue! All hail to the mighty potato"
I used to put that fruit sticker on my forehead as if it was some sort of  power eminator that would give away free fruits

It was fun while it lasted. I have done a lot of weird things during my childhood that makes me question myself.

~ you look so cute when you sleep...
Excuse moi? I was getting my body recharged and you have the audacity to come and tell me that I look cute while I was sleeping? Couldn't you do something better like just sleep. Woah man man I mean sleep in your own room!

~ What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.

Aww that's so romantic, are you going to demand and control me? Are you secretly Christian Grey?
*pulls out a gun*
Answer me! Stop running away or I'll shove your instruments right up your arse.

~ you remind me of my sister.
Uhh that's nice I guess?
You remind me of her in a romantic way.
Shit!
And she is dead.
Bhaago!

~ brother - " We can be together, all is fair in love and war! Who cares about what the world thinks?"
Sister - "well, if you incest"

~ Serve everyone some snacks along with ketchup bottle then look right into a person's eyes and say "blood is better than ketchup, blood is tastier than ketchup"
Nod your head and walk away....

XD a few of my friends are obsessed with ketchup, they drink the bottle in one go!

~ I tried to catch a fog, sadly I mist it *cries*

What are the weird/funny/creepy things you have done or experienced?

On a side note there are four beautiful accounts/Campaigns started by fellow Indians.
Do check them out!

MissionDesi

RamblingBrooks

@Womencampaign

My twin Suganthii started a book called 'Chats and comments' so hop over there of you want rant/talk to people/get to make new friends :)

*It's not a dating side or a book promotion club*
Read the rules if you are interested ^_^

And finally, there's a book called Love Yourself First by EmilyBaxterRobertson. It's more like a campaign in the form of a book with short stories in a series that will make you fall in love with yourself :)

Have a happy weekend baby potatoes :*