|       I don't have the good photo's of the scene from the light house of Marina beach in my phone but I hope that this photo will do for now for those of you who haven't been to a lighthouse :)         |

No, I still don't have proper signal *sighs* I'm still sitting near the toilet because THERE'S ONCE RECEPTION HERE!  I HAVE NEVER LOVED ONE BAR SO MUCH ♡

Bleh bleh bleh,  I'm bored so I'm going to rant then press the update button and sleep with a hope that it gets posted whenever my sim is able to catch a signal LOL

~ BEACH ~

LET'S GET OUT TO THE BEACH BEACH, LET'S GET OUT TO THE BEACH BEACH

WOOP WOOP

Don't you assume that I love beaches because I always fear a frilly frolly flowery frock with a tiara and skip towards the sand and some dude come behind me then we watch the sunset together.

I HAVE DROWNED IN THE WATER!

I have a love hate relationship with beach xD

Gosh it's been ages since I last went to the beach.  Problem is, I don't get company. My friends are like pshh! "Hanging out - Malls+Movies+ same pose photo = super duper fun"

Let me share you a few random incidents of mine while I was a the beach in no particular order or what soever.

Once me, Maggi and Samosa were a the beach because we had to go for a movie after two hours so we thought of wasting our useless time at the beach.

There was this giant hooman who screamed "BHAAGO" then ran ran like a maniac till the water with a huge thud.

Not more than a minute later he popped out then began to roll himself in the sand then he walked back up, ran and dipped himself in the water and coated his body with sand.
This went on for half an hour!

So I concluded that this man thought that he was some kind of a frozen snack item, the sand is the bread crumbs and the water is oil so he coated himself and then fried himself to serve himself to the environment.

LOL XD

There are a few horrendous people at the beach and I always question their manners.

There was this man who  suddenly came in front kfc my friend and we could see bubbled forming at the back of his shorts.

HE WAS FRIGGING SILENT FARTING!

Oh how could I forget this ! I was busy collecting shells and this kid pushed me then ran towards his mother who picked up a random fish, she squeezed the poor creature then threw it back in the water.

What the actual fickle sickle doodle shoodle?

I asked that woman to stop hurting the fishes and she was like mind your own business ._.

.....

There is always this gang more like rowdies with their jeans hanging down with the top of their burger buns fully exposed while their so called sexy tanned chest has a jewellery hanging between their peaks  (black hair forest) some weird colored sunglasses and they be like "yo yo, moi life, moi rulezzz. Lollzz. I'm DA KING AND THESE DUDES BEHIND ME ARE MY SUBORDINATES. THIS IS OUR ARE SO WE SHALL OPENLY STARE AT YOU"

._. Seen this group? No? Well you are a lucky potato! Hope you never get to cross foot with this gang ever.

Anywhales... OH YES!HOW COULD I FOR GET THIS *SMACKS FORHEAD*

You have obviously seen these vendors roaming around and selling stuffs right?

I was waiting for a  friend to finish the balloon shooting game when out of no where a small kid latched his hands on my legs.
I started to freak out and he smacked some Dora the Explorer stickers on my legs and was like "BUY IT"

I told the kid I have no change and he opened his pockets to reveal hundreds of notes then he asked me how much I have ._.

I told him that I don't need the stickers so I just gave away as few notes and pushed the stickers back then ran away from there when I saw a bundle of more such kids launching their bodies in my direction.

While I was running away I bumped into my friend who scowled at me for ditching her and out of no where I felt a smack on my shoulder. There was a lady in tribal clothes who kept poking a stick on my shoulder saying that she is a future reader and fortune teller.

My friend told her that we are not intrested so that lady poked her shoulder.

We grew a bit irritated so we pushed the stick down then she got pissed at us and spoke a few lines in some unknown  language then poked us again so we were like if you don't stop poking us we would also poke you.

That lady found a new poking buddy and that man poked her back so they walked away poking each other back away and forth ._.

Have you guys been to the light house ? Well a few years  (precisely in months. Not so many years) they opened the light house in chennai so I forced my mom to take me there.

After buying the tickets I was jumping up and down like a pogo stick while my mom asked me to hurry up or we would miss our turn and you know what I did?

I opened my arms widely and me being the fool that I am had the tickets in my hands that flew away past my face and crossed the people behind us till it rocketed to under space....

Thankfully I lost (made the tickets fly away while we were standing on the top of the light house) so we had to go back down to the main beach arms wand we couldn't see the museum.

My mom didn't talk to me even  after
We  reached home xD

Ain't it beautiful? World second longest beach is in chennai ♡

During the floods there was no difference between the water and land :(
It was so horrific.

~ Le Anap Shanap Bakwas ~
(Idiotic blabbering)

*Mixed up incidents into one story. A few things here and there maybe dramatised for no reason so don't question me about it later on*

"AI KUTTI, LET'S GO TO THE BEACH?"
*Choruses of everyone screaming hell yes*

Someone makes a group on whatsapp and adds 50+ people. 10 people leave the group immediately, 5 of them be like 'Who the hell are you?' 15 of them would say 'I'm always in.'  Rest of them don't see the message and when the do they would never reply back...EVER!

Out of these 15 chicks, 5 of them suddenly have other plans or make weird and silly excuses.

~ My butt is not vibrating properly so I can't come (fart man! That's called fart)

~ my doggy made a sad face so I'm going to sleep with him (the hell do you do with your dog woman? Should I call PETA)

~ my ketchup just bursted and it's spreading around (it's called periods man! Yeah if you come today then you would color the ocean red and all the sea mammals would die. Thanks for saving the water population. You are a hero)

~ WHAT PLANS? WHAT GROUP? OH WAIT THAT? YOU WERE SERIOUS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING?

~ Uhh beach? Sorry but what if tsunami comes? I'm the only child. You all go and face thay horrific face of nature. I am not intrested.
(Like the most of us aren't! )

Yada yada yada only 5 of you end up going because you are all jobless and have no social life so all you left overs have no choice but to stick together.

Potato  (me) calls up everyone and they decide to meet at bananas house. Upon reaching there bananas sister peanuts decides to tag along so we hop on two autos and head to the beach.

The auto wala feels am enigma of emotions then out of no where Dhoom movie songs begin to play so the auto man starts performing stunts on the scene which caused most of us to panic and almost faint.

"Are we there yet?You told me that we are going to the beach so why the hell can't I feel the air yet? It's like so breezy there and if we are going to the beach THEN I SHOULD HAVE FELT THE AIR BUT I CAN FEEL THE AIR"

Potato huffs out in irritation and let's out a scream when cheese puffs plants her bewbs on everyone's faces because of the auto man's street stunts.

*skip the ride till they all park their bodies on the beach*

Yeah mitti, mere desh ki hai. Yeah zamin meri maa hai

Coriander wipes a bit of the sand on her forehead will the rest of us awkwardly waddle our way till the waves.

"Now what?"

One moment we were all standing on the sand but the next moment we found ourselves half submerged in the water.

"LOOK ! SOMEONE'S DROWNING"

Potato immediately puts away a few if her peels and jumps further into the direction of the floating body only to find it to be a coconut shell.

"Free bras" peas cried out in happiness and latched the shell in one of her jiggly wiggles.

"Oh look hot meat"
One by one, everyone in that particular area look at a guy who is running around *gasps* Half naked!

The females can't take off their clothes snd display their melon holders for obvious reasons but the males have the freedom to show their banana peels and chocolate covered marshmallow caps.

Where was I...?

Mr. Hot meat takes long strides on the beach. His caramel spray painted skin glistens under the yellowish orange sunlight. A dark swirly fancy smancy tattoo was covered on his back.

He raised his perfectly shaped black forest colored eyebrows that caused his brow piercing to go up when he looked at us shamelessly ogling at him.

A small pug joins his jogging spree and everyone attention turns towards the cute ball of energy.

"Dude, he is your Jiju"

Upon hearing this line, everyone starts to cuss in their own native language while discussing about who would get to make him everyone's jiju then discuss about the location if the wedding and the size of the baby's diaper.

Everyone had the time of the life then they hop over to the play area on the beach. They know their bodies are huge but they manage to squish themselves on the rides which are not meant only for kids.

"I have no money" coriander cries but as usual everyone splits cash ans pay for her as she promises to repay them later (which would maybe be in the next life)

The ride comes to life, legs are dangling up in the air, random strangers hair enter into everyone's mouth, heads begin to feel dizzy but no one asks the ride man to stop the wheel. When the ride comes to an end, everyone take wobbly steps and pass out and lay there forever

Shit :3 I just realised how shitty it was xD

No more stories xD

How many of you like to build sand castles? I only know to dig sand lol.
Worst part is when I'm digging the sand and a crab pops out here and there.

A few crabs have even poked my butt :| it's a real pain in the lala land there when they poke you *cries*

Anywhales, have you ever had a picnic at the beach?

I have gone there (normal picnic people. Calm your tits :p)

Books be like "I spread a sheet/mat whether and lay down my home made food *inserts sweet picnic experience*

In real life... It ain't like that :'D

Well, maybe in your country the beach wouldn’t have that much rush but here, you would find hoomans surrounding you everywhere. There no such thing as special spot.

If you do manage to find a secluded spot, the wind would be crazily blowing around. Sand gets into your food. You hear me? You would be awkwardly sitting there tugging at your one piece because the wind is trying to strip you off.

People would be staring at you, you can never escape them.

Well unless you have a private beach then there's no problem but there are always those dimwits who trespass the area lol.

Yes I admit I'm turn my head when I watch a couple walking by. I always think how cute couples are when I see them walking hand in hand <3

Like, "Babe,  let me hold your hand. Just hold my hand and let's walk away from everything that steers us into darkness. You can be the guide to my light. Stay with me, hold my hand; let's walk together as long as we can to an unknown destination. You are not a part of me, you are me. Slip your fingers into mine and hold my hand tightly. Don't let it go... keep holding my hand"

Whenever I see couples who hold hands in public, I automatically think of the above lines *hides face in embarrassment*

Beach is a place that makes you feel really good. Natural wind blowing you hair to which no actress can compete with her artificial rotating fan lol

Yes I know there's a lot of public, noise, pollution etc.

You can write down things on the sand (your bottled up feelings) and let the waves wash it away.  You can just close your eyes and try to listen everything around you.

Blur everything and see the difference, capture the essence of the sky dipping down below the horizon where it merges with the distant waters.

Find a place that gives you a peace of mind :) have a spot or something where you can manage to get yourself together.

There are so many things around us that are so beautiful and exotic which we fail to identify so we end up looking for something better somewhere else eventhough we have something amazing already.

You are all beautiful hoomans  <3 yes you would have done something bad, made wrong choices but who doesn't? Try to come clean and make yourself better.

Wipe away your dirt like how the waves clean up the top layer of the sand. Underneath all the dirty mud, there's a soft soil... even you have a soft soil inside of you :)

The shells are your memories , crabs are the people who may bite you and leave you stinging but there are and few good ones who stay by your side.

Ok I sound like some old lady giving out gyanum *gasps*

I shall end this now xD

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For those of you who are like "Why she acting all different with her improper signal story"

Yes I know I can port to a new telecom company  (I've done it already)
I have some money in that sim so I have to finish that before I port right? For that I need to have proper signal which I can catch only on the road.

Obviously I can't finish my balance by calling up people and talk to them on the road. I can't do that in college also :|

I recharged my doongle but same problem... It doesn't catch signal *sighs*

Wifi also lags here :| like you pay so much money only to  have an Internet connection with mood swings lol.

The past two weeks had proved that I have gone crazy without internet which is actually bad ._. Something better than nothing right?

So yeah I'm learning to manage with what I have so hence the "drastically reduced dropping by bunch of comments. "

I can give you a vote and a big fat comment (which gets posted after numerous failed attempts)

I'm sorry for not replying back to all your comments but I can't help it :( I feel bad but I would reply to you all someday <3

I better start editing my works and post them soon cos I have taken shit load of time lol.

Good night everyone ^_^ have a great day ahead of you ♡

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