Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, it was OK.

But then I thought Oxygen and Magnesium were together, OMg!

Also I thought that Hydrogen and  Oxygen are together...Looks like someone's a HO(e).

((Staph it, Alex))

Well, Sodium and Hydrogen look cute together. Also Bromine and Oxygen.

NaH BrO.

((Alex you need to stop))

Sulfur, Hydrogen, Uranium, Titanium, Terbium, Iodine, Technetium, and another Hydrogen are my favorite elements of all time.

SHUTiTbITcH.

OMG I NEED HELP CALL 911--WAIT NO I'M IN THE PHILIPPINES