Tui T Sutherland: Winter! You're getting your own book!

Winter: Sweet

Tui: So. Your parents suck, your sister is homicidal, your brother thinks he's a SkyWing, you get rejected by your crush and your friends get mad at you like a hundred billion times!

Winter: Well that's a shit deal. No thanks.

Tui: TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKER HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Winter: Fuck this.