Rant Numero Uno
So.
There's this boy in our class. We mention no names.
But he is a LEETLE BITCH.
(Aster) He said to me during gym, "How did Aster beat (insert name) at badminton?" When HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET THE BIRDIE OVER THE NET 99% OF THE TIME.
LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, LEETLE BITCH.
Yea. I am an angy frog.
(Ignore_Me11) *angrily slaps the keyboard*
I am thinking. Do not type that Aster. Unless you want to write "do not that Aster". No, Aster! Stop typing immediately!
OK. Fuck this.
Every. Single. Fucking. Morning, I am talking to people (this actually really annoys me, I am pissed off about this), he comes up and he WIPES his SNOT on his jacket.
Like, get a fucking Kleenex! PLEASE!
And he looks at us and says, "Hi, can I join your pretty girls' asshole?"
And then he snot rockets ALL OVER HIS FACE.
(Aster) Yes, Ignore_Me11 was dictating while I typed, cause I'm faster at typing.
Anyhoo, that's all for now.
Cya!
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