#10: pitaya dragon

I had this mf on my team for so long without knowing he wasn't meta and was pure butt💔

#9: pudding ala mode (WANT IT? NEED IT? ALA MODE! /ref)

Thought she was meta that's why I leveled her up but ig not! FUCK THE BITCH WHO TOLD ME SHE WAS META!!!! Whatever she's super cute anyway :3

#8: stormbringer

She was meta for two seconds, luckily she's good in the cake tower

#7: burning spice

I CNAT WAIT UNTIL HES NOT META ANYMORE. I HATE BURNING SPICE.

#6: white lily

her fall off needs to be studied😭

#5: wind (back) archer

I thought this bitch was a girl for a little when he released in September bc all the legendaries were girls at the time💔 also a lot of female cookies look like boys so I still could see WHY I thought that...still dumb af

#4: moonlight

Nvm I think moonlight and sea fairy's downfall needs to be studied more...

#3: shadow milk

I got him to 8k to 650k in 4 minutes of me first getting him...I have literally NEVER chased the bag THIS BADDDD for a cookie in my 1 year of playing

#2: golden cheese

I don't think I need to explain just how downbad I am for golden cheese...if you've read my "top 10 characters I can impregnate" she's literally at #1 LMAO

#1: black pearl

IM SO PISSED AT EVERYONE WHO KEEPS LYING SAYING SHES META...NO SHES NOT. IVE PUT HER ON MY TEAM AND SHE IMMEDIATELY DIES. SAME WIRH HER SISTER CRIMSON CORAL. IF BLACK PEARL WAS STILL META I WOULD BE AT #1 OF THE HALL OF FAME.

the day she's meta again she'll be at 1 million it's over for ALL OF YOU in the arena