Author- Who writes a story like this?

Reader- You, right now idiot.

Author- This is an example, don't be trying to get me bent.

Reader- I'm just trying to point out your stupidity is all.

Author- Wowow savage.

Reader- *Snickers*

Lol, but really, why do people write their stories like that xD I never knew y'all was writing a play. Shit, sign me up fam, I wanna be the lead role. I wanna play as important tree #1. Imma shake my leaves and eat that tree sap like groceries. LOLOLOL I'm done with myself. I can't, someone save me. Haha