This is literally me. I fucken love hearing other people's ho stories. That shit behella funny. If I could, I'd travel around the world to hear EVERYONE's slut stories. I'm not sure why I love them so much, but god damn they be crazy. Maybe that's why... idk, but I love it. Slut stories are the best stories. They are the stories that lull me to sleep.

 And despite that, I be keeping those stories on thelowkey,ain't no onegonna hear your stories unless I get that confirmation saying I can talk about your slut storiesya feel? I ain'ttrynna get you bent lol. Especially when one trusts me with their stories, sheeeet put me in saw and try to get that information from me cause these lips are tighter than the virgin ma-

"DON'T YOU FUCKEN SAY IT!"

Yoooo chill, I was gonna say virgin magikarp.

"Did you really just say-"

Yeah... I did. You can't lie, a magikarp has to be a virgin man, everyone curves them sideways.

"..."