Because this is a great transition from my previous chapter right? LOL

Normal/Italic text: the lines I read

Bold: My thoughts

Though if you're wondering how I found out that I was a mage, without being told to be about magic or any of that. Well I was in a forests surrounding the little village I was born in, and I was lost. So I closed my eyes and wished to be back in my room, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself home, in my room.

Wait... so you're telling me you were lost in the forest and had zero clue that you were a mage, and you closed your eyes, wishing you were in your room and you magically appeared there? Brb, ending my suffering.

Today was a beautiful day on a saturday I opened the door slowly to check if my dad was here. Everyday he comes home late and drunk. I get scared will he hint me again like last time. I still had a big burse I have to wear big sweater to hide them.  

I know I shouldn't be laughing at this because it's abuse, but I can't the spelling and grammar killed me LOL. Also, why is it always the dad who's the abuser? Why can't it be the mom?! How about uncle or aunt! Is this slight... sexism right here? #Suspect! Note my sarcasm

Moka " COME ON NATSU!!!!!" *choo, choo* Natsu "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Happy"Poor Natsu. Oh well we will have to wait." Moka sighed

What. The. Actual. Fuck? LOL keep in mind, this is the first sentence of their first chapter for the book. I'm crying, who writes a book like this, this should be illegal lmao

Tylen was 6"2 strong and his body made you want to scream i was his mate and he know he was mine but i wasn't ready.ready for what you ask SEX! Tylen was a sex demon.he loved and had to have it he craved it night and day everywhere and anywhere.

LMAO WHAT?! WHAT WAS THAT INTRO TO THE BOOK??? IT SOUNDS LIKE A MESS! I can't, wheeze laughing op :'D

It took us eight years to figure this out. Now in another week we will be able to start extracting the ninetailed wolf." Pein said victouriously. Pein was the one sent to gaurd my cell. Great I thought now I get to hear him rant. "Oh realy? Tell me more." I said knowing he wasn't aloud to tell me this type of information. "Damn me and my big mouth! I better get out of here before I say something else." Pein said leaving the room quickly.

There is everything wrong with this. First, wtf happened to the nine tailed fox? Just because you're Naruto's sister doesn't mean there's another jinchuriki with the same amount of tails. Second, Why is Pein guarding the cell? He's the leader of Ame, why would he need to guard your cell? He's a busy bitch, not to mention he wouldn't say his plans, also, why would it take it eight years to figure out an extraction? It's the same as every other extraction and since it's the same amount of tails as Naruto, then he could take either one of you. Also, an Akatsuki member wouldn't leave a prisoner alone, especially not a jinchuriki. All. Sorts. Of. WRONGS! Also, tell me why this scene reminds me of this: 

"Come on Kakashi Senpai, you think your little student is growing boobs." Playfully, I cooed at him with a grin on my face. Instead of giving me a response, he buried his face in his hands and sighed. "Do not fret; I will use my powers wisely. I have Tsunade teach me the power of the boobies."

What the fuck are writers on wattpad even? Keep in mind, this a child saying this to Kakashi. Smh, I have no comment for this one, moving the fuck on.

I was running away, as far as I could. From the scene I have just witnessed the place I called home was no more. Which really pissed me off considering I finally had all the collection fordolls lines up on my shelf.

Lmao so you running away, and the first thing you talk about is your collection of dolls? You privileged bitch, fight me. Fight me right now (ง'̀-'́)ง