Normal/Italic text: the lines I read

Bold: My thoughts

My parents wouldn't let me leave unless I was leaving in a first class seat.

Bitch the fuck? So you tellin me that yo parents wouldn't let you get on a plane to leave... if you didn't get a first class seat? I can't... *dead*

He pulled her towards him closer as she could smell a hint of aftershave and pure male lust.

Lmfao, bruh, I know vampires can smell really well, but how the fuck do you smell male lust? What does that even smell like? Because I too want to smell it if a guy/girl smells like pure lust when they see me. Shoot, spare me the time to holla.

That action earned her a sudden joy in his green leave eyes

What is a green leave? Author-samasanchankundesufajetramalama, please tell me. I try to understand, no understand.

"Don't you dare "Hmmm" me butthead!

When you can't cuss but you still trynna insult your friend. Right Beavis? (Beavis: Huehuehue)

This city is so huge, but I can't find a single bitch that won't look at me sideways.

LMAO, this shit got me dead. That was the first sentence of their first chapter. Lord, drag me with you because this is the best line I've ever read. 10/10, will reread again.

Tanner wants to get in every girl pants except Imani, she is like a sister to him she was always one of the homies.

Imani, don't you fucken do it! THE DICK ISN'T BOMB! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE APPARENTLY WANTS TO WEAR EVERY GIRL PANTS!

I can't lmfao this is too much to handle.