I wanna be Tiana at my wedding. Like, the green wedding dress from their first wedding, beignets instead of cupcakes and stuff like that-

I wanna have my wedding on the Disney cruise just because they have a Tiana restaurant.

I stan Tiana.

But like, my dad loves Panic! At the Disco And I said I wanted to dance to Death of A Bachelor at least once on my wedding day and he got really happy-

And like, found out Disney was replacing a racist ride or sm with a Princess and The Frog ride.

I have seen this movie so many times and thought Facilier was rich af because he said "royalty on my mother's side" but now I'm thinking he meant gangs because of one of his lines.

Oh and Facilier is a shady man, I act so much like him.

Like Larry threw the necklace and Facilier said "FUN FACT ABOUT VOODOO, LARRY"

But yeah,

I'm doing the Yue joke again.

Reason number one that I should be Tiana:

I lived in Louisiana for eight years and celebrate Mardi Gras. (It's hella fun, I always got the piece of king cake with the baby in it-)

I can cook Gumbo. I did it for Christmas.

I'm black. I can't say this with a straight face- so I'm the perfect Tiana.

I swear everytime I make this joke I lose more braincells.