I have so many rants prepared-

Like, omg-

Me everytime my dad promises to cook sm: I'm getting thick and tired of ur broken promithes promithes

holy cow

I just realized Harry Styles won't pull me on stage at a concert and I'll sing like an angel because I wouldn't go to a Harry Styles Concert because I'm broke and I don't like his music.

Ok but like~ never realized that Sagittarius was   Created because Hercules killed Chiron.

I swear I can't stand Camie but because her voice pisses me off. Like, she's 'pretty' but omg she annoys me. Like she talks like a Blonde girl on Disney channel or like she was in the GBF or whatever that movie was called.

BRING THE LIGHTS UP, KNOCK THE DOORS DOWN, CMON SHAKE IT UP~

But like, Persephone is an icon to me-  she said "do not insult me, rat." To Mint and turned her into a mint plant.

Um.... the story of The Hunchback of Notre Dame makes me a bit uncomfortable- like- Esmerelda died and Kwasimoto said "RAT" to Frollo and then two years later a grave digger found Kwasimoto's skeleton curled up on Esmerelda's.

OH AND.

What tf is up with Gods not keeping it in their pants and incest? Like. APPARENTLY MY GREEK MYTHOLOGY OTP IS INCEST BECAUSE THEY'RE NEICE AND UNCLE SO NOW I GOTTA STOP SHIPPING IT. LIKE HADES, APHRODITE, AND ZEUS, WTF-