Marco: Where the fuck is my sword

Grinder; -covering baby aloya's ears- language

Marco: Whom knows the whereabouts of thy fucking sword
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Rhodinite; i am the sand guardian guadian of the sand

Solis: Poseidon quivers before him

Rhodinite: -yells to the sea- FUCK OFF!

-they both get trampled by a wave while Brielle, Maria and Bellatrix facepalm while Blair is laughing her ass off with Arthur-
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Arthur: Dad I'm hungry

Aster: Hi hungry I'm dad

Arthur: this is why you sleep on the couch

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Brendon: what a shame the poor grooms bride is a

Arthur: -inturupts Brendon- SMORE!

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Arthur: Okay now you hang up

Tilly: No you hang up

Arthur: no you hang up

Rhodinite: JUST FUCKING HANG UP
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Brielle: I identify as a moronsexual. I am attracted and only attracted to idiots. Yesterday this guy asked me how to open a gate manually and now I dream about kissing him under the moonlight

Rhodinite: How come it's called a bus aand not a public limo

Brielle: -stripping- Gods your a fucking idiot Rhod

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Brendon: As he came in through the window with the sound of~♪

Blair: Shut The Fuck Up Ah~♪

Brendon: Man I was killing that shit

Blair: Killin' my eardrums

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Aether: Ever wonder what it would be like to die in general

Pyros: Who the fuck invited you