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Shitpostin' 15

?????: Hello tiny Blond Exponentia Acamdemic. How does it feel knowing that your school is horrible and that your girlfriend is shit

Arthur: ... -glares at them- What The Fuck Did You Just Say To Me
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Pyros: -singing along to a song-

Blair: -taking out her mother's sword-

Brendon: -has her place the sword back in the sheith and lower it-
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(Distant future)
Tessa: Alright I'm driving

Emily: Shotgun!

Jayson(ArticIron child not Rhodinite's Brother): Urg but you had it on the way here

Emily: -holding a shotgun- No I found a shotgun and I want the front seat -cocks the shotgun-
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Jack: -lip sinking to smooth criminal- are okay annie

Jill: -in the background hitting the pot to the beat-

Jack: annie are you okay
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Arthur: -joking around- And on this blessed day the two proclaimed their love

Maria: aaaaw babe -hugs solis and they both loose balance falling over laughing-

Arthur: oh shoot are you two okay
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Blair: -sees Lia taking out the trash- with this final bag she had completely disposed of the body

Lia: Sh you'll blow my cover -giggles-

Blair: -laughs a bit-
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Rhodinite: And just like every other flower in this guarden she is just as exquisite

Brielle: pfff shut up -blushing slightly with a smile-
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Rhodonite: Saddly only one cookie remained in the house

Brielle, Emily, Tessa and Jayson: ...

Brielle: Sorry my children. Momma is getting that cookie

Emily, Tessa and Jayson: aaaaaawwwwwww.....
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Azalea: if I knew it was hot I would have worn a tang top

Brendon: -chuckles and lets out a weird laugh then pauses- Excuse me

Brendon: -lying in traffic- DRIVE OVER ME!
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Rhodinite: Who Took My Food JAYSON!

Rhodinite: that was me ten minutes ago I was my but family is more important

Rhodinite: that was me fifteen seconds ago screw it -kicks open the door holding his sword- JAYSON!
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Blair: wanna play twister

Rhodinite: Sure I've never played

Brendon: left foot red -was wearing red pants-

Rhodinite: -kicks Brendon in his spot- did I win?
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Yin: Ma can you help me with my homework

Blair: Sure honey let- -see's a lot of complex math problem-

Blair: -has her hands on Yin's shoulders as the look at the burning paper- It can't hurt you anymore
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Emily: I miss you -on the phone with Rhodinite-

Rhodinite: aww I know honey but this is important to daddy

Emily: But Its been three days

Rhodinite: Emily this is hide and seek I hide you find me -hangs up and starts laughing returning to his hiding spot under the bed-
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Rhodinite: How did you take down captain America

Blair: we shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot
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Terros: I have brought you money

Marco: thank you

Aether: and I have brought you mur

Aether: mur-der

Marco: Aether no

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