OK WHEN MY BROTHER WAS LIKE FOUR HE HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT MCDONALDS. I CANT REMEMBER ALL OF IT BUT I REMEMBER MOST OF IT.

OK SO HE HAD AN OBSESSION WITH THEIR NASTY FOOD. I WAS LIKE 👁👄👁
WHEN HE ASKED FOR IT.

BRUH, RONALD MCDONALD DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP. THE CAKE WAS ALL CHOCOLATE AND I HATE CHOCOLATE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE MCDONALDS SO MUCH TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY THERE?

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