My parents gave me a boy name but spelt it weird so :). Technically it's Unisex but I've never met a girl with my name so ✌🏽😚

I had a boy in my class with the same exact spelling, our last names were next to each other too. (L and M) in attendance we're back to back so we're like 'I am he, and she is me, we are twins, and when we switch, you can't tell which is which' even thought we look nothing alike.

The kid was a short Asian boy, I'm a tall black girl. We look nothing alike and it's hilarious. I'm pretty sure my teacher memorized which one we were by our looks.

'Mary Sue M is the tall one with hair I want. Mary Sue L is the short one with black hair.'

That's not a lie either, my teacher said if she had hair like mine she'd never wear it in braids and I'm like '👁👄👁.' Last time it was out I ripped out a lot of it.

AND NO WE'D BE LIKE 'YO MARY SUE' everywhere. We saw each other at the mall once and we said 'aiiiii'.

And no, we play Quizlet and they have to say 'THE TWO MARY SUES NEED TO PUT YOUR LAST INITIAL' and my stupid self always tried to put my name in first so everyone is tryna figure out which Mary Sue they got.

Lmao, the confusion when subs said 'Mary Sue?' And we'd both be like 'which one?' Even tho we know darn well who's first.

And no, im friend with another dude with the same name as me and I got called out of school early and they looked to the guys for me. I was like 0-0, I- I might be flat but, I'm not a guy.

The fact that it happened twice and they still didn't learn to say my last name.

And me and my male friend have similar names. We sent a letter to a college because we were doing this college fair. I bet they expected me to be a guy and when we sent them a picture of us wearing the shirts they gave us, then saw my ugly self being a girl.

Anyways, this is what happens when your parents give you a common boy name and spell it wrong. Random_Dev52007 might be able to relate-

Me realizing I'm not funny ✌🏽😚

That's why I had only three friends in Science-

And two in Civics-

Oh My-

But can we talk about how I know so much about space I almost won a game of Quizlet with my crush and my crush smiled at me and I said 👁👄👁. Like if I could blush, I'd be red af-

I HAVE LIKED THIS DUDE FOR THREE YEARS MY GUY. HE LOOKED AT ME AND I SAID 👁👄👁

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