SHE IS THE BEST CONSORT QUEEN OF ENGLAND IN MY OPINION. (Elizabeth was better but she was born into it.)

PeEps say she seduced Henry but she didnt. He couldn't keep it in his pants and didn't wanna be faithful, so he divorced Catherine of Aragon and got married to Anne. ANNE ONLY SAID NO TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS MARRIED. Homeboy had a whole daughter too.

Anyways, He cheated with HER SECOND COUSIN, RAT JANE, and caused her a miscarriage. That was a boy. He wanted a boy and she was only able to give him a daughter.

He wanted to get married to the rat, so he accused her of incest and adultery (an affair with her brother and another man), WHICH SHE MOST LIKELY DIDNT DO, there isn't proof I believe. He gave her the choice to live or die. She chose to be beheaded.

Reason why,

If she lived, her daughter QUEEN ELIZABETH, would've forfeited the throne and never be able to become the queen we know. If she died, Elizabeth would still be in the court.

Since he knew it was false, he gave her a merciful death, a sword instead of an axe like Katherine Howard. (Howard was accused of adultery, and it was her cousin, with proof.) Katherine had been proven guilty, Anne wasn't.

Too bad Jane died right after giving birth.

Her son died too-

SO GUESS WHAT NICE GUY HENRY DID. Got remarried to Anna of Cleves (probably Anne but Anna is what Six calls her.)

ANNA WAS TOO UGLY FOR HIM (someone tried to say she was actually beautiful and I believe they were killed) SO HE DIVORCED HER. she lived to be 63 or something and died of Cancer. Long after he died. She was also the sister of the king (not actually related, Anna was the princess of Germany, they just said they were siblings cuz they were best friends after the marriage.)

THEN HOMEBOY HENRY MARRIED 16-19 YEAR OLD KATHERINE HOWARD WHEN HE WAS AT LEAST FORTY. She was killed because of her affair with her cousin, and her previous ones at 13 and 15 with her thirty something year old music teacher (13) and and I think her Aunt's secretary (15). HER COUSIN WAS THE ONLY ONE CLOSE IN AGE WITH HER AND SHE DIED BECAUSE OF IT. the affair with her cousin was most likely non consensual though... SHE BEGGED HIM FOR FORGIVENESS AND RAN DOWN THE HALLS OF SOME CASTLE TRYING TO GET TO HIM. She was 17-19 when she died. They don't know when she was born.

Forced Catherine Parr out of her marriage cuz he wanted her. He died tho. Catherine only lived for another year after he died because she died from childbirth. Her husband was a horrible person though. (He molested an at least 12 year old Princess Elizabeth.)

His son died at fifteen from Tuberculosis, his maternal uncle tried to kidnap him, and got beheaded. He became king at 9. The uncle that kidnapped him was the one he was named after.

His niece or sm, Lady Jane Grey was killed by BLOODY MARY HERSELF. She was beheaded like Howard, after nine days of being queen.

Mary never had kids. She blamed Elizabeth for her life being ruined and hated Boleyn. She got pregnant once but it turned out to be a cyst. Her husband didn't love her either. She burned hundreds of people with religious intent I think. That's how she got the name Bloody Mary.

ELIZABETH was the last to take over, she didn't have kids cuz of what her dad had done. She was scared of a man taking her title. She almost died at a young age from small pox and had to cover up her face with poisonous makeup so people wouldn't think she was weak. She was almost disowned (said she was a bastard who looked nothing like Henry) even though she looked the most like him, and she became the best queen out of all her siblings.

Elizabeth had to behead a Queen though. Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded by her, Elizabeth wanted to stop it but Mary was already dead by the time she changed her mind. I don't know much about Mary of Scots, but I know her son became the next king of England and Scotland. Or at least Scotland. I don't know much about her like I said.

I like how this went from me ranting about Boleyn to my full knowledge of the Tudors.

Katherine and Anne are cousins btw-

Parr married Jane's brother.

Parr's mother was Lady in Waiting to Catherine of Aragon.

Cleves had her portrait exaggerated and basically 'catfished' the king. I doubt she actually looked like a horse though. (That's what he called her cuz she embarrassed him.)

Jane Seymour died twelve days after giving birth. She's the only one to have a Royal wedding.

Anne Boleyn didn't have a coffin ready cuz Henry was a rat.

Howard was buried in an unmarked grave.

Why am I doing this again-

Why do I even know this, I'm not British-