IT IS TOO LATE FOR THIS-

I HEAR SOME SHIT SOUND LIKE A RICE KRISPY TREAT.

IT IS MIDNIGHT GOOD SIR.

Ok context, I sleep in the media room because the game room is too big and my furniture wouldn't fit anyways because of its design.

So that means, my closet is actually the attic and it won't close so my laundry basket is covering it so I don't sweat to death.

AND YALL, I DONT HAVE WINDOWS. MY LIGHTING IS THE ONLY THING THAT TELLS ME WHEN TO GO TO SLEEP. Like I have two sets of lights, a dim set, and the ceiling fan. The dim lights are calming and tell me to go to bed because if i turn the dim lights off, I cant see. 

But anyways, I HEARD SOMETHING GO SNAP CRACKLE POP AND IM NOT SURE IF IT CAME FROM MY CEILING, MY CLOSET, OR MY BED.

Y'all I just looked at some pictures in my camera roll...

WHY DO I LOOK GOOD IN SOME PICTURES AND IN SOME I LOOK LIKE A ROACH? Explain?!

Y'all I think I consumed hand sanitizer-

Y'all, it was only a tiny amount and I've done it before (by accident) so I should be fine, but I took it with a pill.

If I don't update tomorrow, just know I'm dead.

Ooop my birthday is in a few more days. I really don't wanna get older tho :/.

Funny story, before the military, my mom wanted to be a forensic scientist, my dad wanted to be a funeral home director.

I- I wanna be a forensic scientist.