Ok Y'all ain't ready.

Ok so My Grandma's sister's dog. We were watching this dog run back and fourth from our pool and when it stopped, it was a Rottweiler and my grandma started wheezing. Her sister or sm had a Rottweiler and y'all aren't ready for what she named this poor dog-

Cocaine.

The dog's damn name was Cocaine.

And Cocaine got lost (deadass probably ran away with a name like that.) so her brother wanted to call the police and they were like "Wtf you gonna say? I'm looking for Cocaine?" And I'm wheezing just thinking of that.

Then my uncle had a Border Collie or sm,

I died when I heard this dog's name.

G Money

He named that tiny dog G Money and I'm dead-

G Money is living in a different home now. Long story but she's just not with my uncle or family anymore.

Then there's Apple pronounced Appel. My baby cousins harass that Yorkie. One of them are about four and they have to keep her away from Appel or she'll get on her back. That dog is old. Last time I saw her was after in 2014 or sm. YEAH I remember it was six years ago.

Then there's Mator,he dragged my grandma across a park. Mator got stolen. We haven't seen that dog in a long time

The only dog on the list That belonged to me was Princess. She was a Chow Chow. She hated my guts but loved my mom and dad. Yeah turns out I'm allergic to dogs.

Here's my damn family and dogs.

I love how fake all of this sounds but tbh, I only know three of them are true so 👀. That's Princess, Appel, and G Money because I saw my Uncle a lot when I was little.