Dear Wattpad,
I think I'm gonna need a coffin ordered for me by next week. Hire a memorial service as well.

I'm going to confess my crush on the girl next week or whenever I get the courage too. The only downside...... my "friend" C for privacy, told me she has a boyfriend called L. For privacy. Kill. Me. Now. Please.

I feel really torn over it. Please, send backup.

From,
AdelaideKitchen