Welp. Thank you, Christmas. .__.

My mom is getting a hysterectomy tomorrow. At 6:00 AM.

She'll be on best eat for four days after that, though the doctors say she'll need a week, cause she has her job starting after that. And she's too stubborn and determined to ask for a week or two off before she even starts- though I see where she's coming from there. I can't really blame her. But still... I mean, great timing. Am I right?

Wow... go christmas holiday miracles! .__.

For those that don't know, a hysterectomy is when a lady has her uterus- the part the baby grows in that bleeds a lot every week they aren't pregnant- gets removed. Surgically. After this, it'll be the equivalent of a C-section... or however you spell that thing... anyways, that'll mean she's had four surgeries like that, at least, since she married my dad. Her hips formed in a way that makes it hard to give birth the natural way- and extremely risky- so they surgically removed me from her gut. Odd thing about me is I am 100% clean. I've never even touched a woman's lady parts- breast feeding discounted. I'm literally cleaner than most people, in both mind and history, and I still suck worse than all of you! Ha HA! X3

I'm sad now, so have a great day!!! :3
Night! :3

~ShadeFinder<(0^0')>