So one night, I was feeling really tired. Since I have all of the Eevee evolutions in my head, I blamed Espeonin instead of my plane trip.

Me: Espeonin will you please stop trying to put me to sleep?

Espeonin: No.

Me: Seriously? I need to focus.

Espeonin: No.

I facepalmed.

Me: Really.

Espeonin: No.

Me: Umbreonin, can you help me? I'm being targeted by Espeonin.

Umbreonin: Uhhh maybe because she annoys me to death sometimes too.

Me: Please?

Espeonin: No.

Me: I wasn't talking to you, Espeonin.

Umbreonin: Ok. *zaps Espeonin*

Espeonin: What was that for?

Me: Yaaaaaaay!

Espeonin: Fine. Ya need a little water for you to wake up properly, though.

Me: Fine. *Splash*

Espeonin: Hey! You splashed me too - AHHHH WAAATEEEERRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHH

And that's how Equestria was made.

THE END :D