2pOhmwrecker vs. 3pH2ODelirious but...
... this is a practice for my rapping skills. Rap battling skills, to be exact. Since it's gonna be practice, it's probably gonna be bad! ^-^" Oh, well, DEAL WITH IT
2pOhmwrecker is mostly based off SecurinTape12's version of him but there are a few differences (but the difference aren't really obvious here)
When I first saw 3pDelirious from EmZite, the first thought I had was him being flirty. The next thought? Sassy as fuck. So, 3pDelirious will be a bit flirty, not as much as 2pOhm, and really sassy. I'm not very sassy myself, though, so his personality might be wrong. Maybe? Idk XD
Anyway, a short story that leads to the battle:
The leaders of the 2p and 3p BBS met unexpectedly (cuz AUs aren't being responsible or some shit). Which AU they met? Idk. 2pBBS challenged the 3pBBS to a physical fight (idk why, make up a reason yourself), but 3pVanoss doesn't really like violence. However, they both agreed to have a rap battle instead as that was the closest thing 3pVanoss could think of that 2pVanoss would agree to do.
So, yeah.
Actually, I might do a few more rap battles... NO PROMISES
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2pOhm: Oh, I'll be rapping against you?
3pDelirious: No shit, Sherlock. Let's get this over and done with, I don't want to waste too much time on you.
2pOhm: Ouch, with that cold attitude, I doubt you'll be spitting hot bars.
3pDelirious: Honey, are you going to start or shut your pretty mouth?
2pOhm: Thank you for thinking my mouth was pretty, but if we were physically fighting, the scene would be ugly.
3pDelirious: If it isn't too hard for you, for once think straight and answer correctly. Start or shut it?
2pOhm: Aw, but I don't want to hurt someone so cute.
3pDelirious: We'll see if you think I'm still cute after the battle.
2pOhm: Fine, fine. DJ, drop the beat.
https://youtu.be/Q7ALZOSS7Fw
2pOhm: You know, you're real cute when you start talking trash before the battle
It's the only thing that protects you from getting bashed, you just tattle
But before you say anything more, someone's gotta remind you
You wouldn't be alive to face me here without your team beside you
I've heard you don't like physical violence but you sure act like you do
With that attitude of yours, you'll certainly start a dispute
However, you'd stay out of the fight and stand with disappointment thinking, "I'm the only mature one here," but I can certainly refute
Now, I don't know you much, but from the start I already know this;
Whenever you're going to talk, you're going to sound like a bitch.
You know, one of those hoes who finds new lips to kiss every night.
From the start, I may be nice, but make me mad and I'll do more than bite.
3pDelirious: Oh, you assume I'm the hoe? Go look in the mirror
If the glass is as foggy as your mind, I'll make it more clearer
I've heard that you sleep with anyone and everyone, you'll be kissin'
What does "hoe" mean? Hun, you're literally the definition
I don't fight often, but I know how to beat your ass
Sometimes, to beat someone, all I need is sarcasm and sass
You don't like how I act? Sorry, but this is my personality
You should go get one instead of acting like some fake fantasy-
-that people fantasise about, which is truly useless, honestly
Just like you. If you're only here to flirt, then I suggest you leave
When you fuck your teammates, they think you're an angel sent from above
When truly, you're only on them for the pleasure, you're not there for love
2pOhm: Oh, do you really want to have a discussion on that topic?
Judging from your act, you'd probably know nothing of it
I'll admit, I'm a hoe, I sleep with many guys
but I love them all equally, if they leave, I'll really cry
With your sass, you most likely don't know how it feels
I've had experience in love and heartbreaks and the emotions are real-
3pDelirious: You probably had plenty of experience in bed as well
So, you're telling me that you'll cry if they said, "farewell"?
Sweetie, I make sure that I conceal my love
so I don't have to feel the pain that break-ups can cause
If your emotions are real when you feel heartbreaks,
-a good reason why they leave is 'cause you're hella fake-
2pOhm: Wanna say that again, bitch?
3pDelirious: "'Cause you're hella fake". How often should I repeat that?
2pOhm: Saying so is a mistake.
3pDelirious: Darling, don't think I don't have experience as well
I've had a few partners and man, it gives me hell.
2pOhm: Because you can't tolerate them, like how they can't tolerate you
"Treat others the way you want to be treated"-
3pDelirious: That quote may be true,
-but it's hard to do so when their mind is so narrow
You're not the only one who's felt love's deadly harrow
Everyone's so judgemental these days, it's all about your face
You gotta be beautiful or you never find your place
Look at you, all fancy and shit in that tuxedo
I have a strong suspicion that it's not the true you, though
How far would someone go to look good? Extremely drastic
I'm sure you can't stay in the kitchen for too long, being all plastic.
2pOhm: Take that bullshit back.
3pDelirious: Or what? You'll attack?
No fighting, remember? No physical contact
Sorry, have I offended you? Welcome to reality
The world is a bitch like me, and bitching is my specialty.
2pOhm: ... motherfucker, I see how it is
You're a sucker for others crying like little lost kids
You're right, the world only accepts beauty nowadays
People apply makeup and make-out like it's the new craze
People become plastic, it's drastic how they go under the knife to become the next best chic, so dramatic
These fakes tease the real guys, treating them like lower class
They think they're ugly as fuck. That's why you wear a mask
3pDelirious: Oh, you're bringing that up? What a low blow
Then again, you probably served many blowjobs, so...
2pOhm: Listen, why not stop bringing my sex life into this?
I came her to annihilate you.
3pDelirious: Are you're doing a bad job, bitch
You're team are real shit heads to request for a fight-
-in the middle of the night during a mission we were doing right-
-until you all came along and your Vanoss became jealous-
-of my Vanoss' great leadership and how us fellas-
-serve justice to the world, but what the fuck do you guys do?
You spread tyranny and chaos that everyone else disapproves.
2pOhm: That's what you assume. You lack so many facts
of what my teammates do, we don't just attack out of the blue.
We get missions from anonymous organisations-
-and do as they say so they pay without hesitation.
3pDelirious: Wow, you get paid by mysterious strangers?
Didn't your mum told you about "stranger danger"?
Or do you only have dad since your mum's dead?
Oh, wait, I should say daddy, since you have many in bed.
2pOhm: Next time you say that shit, put up a trigger warning.
If we were allowed to be violent, you wouldn't see the morning.
You know, I love everyone and give them attention-
-but you? I think that you'll soon be an exception.
If we were allowed to fight, I'd knock you into another dimension-
-but for now, I'll request your leader to put you in detention.
It's hard to tolerate you when all you do is irritate and infuriate.
No wonder that you only date but never mate.
You better zip your mouth before the rules break
All it takes is for you to call me fake and diss my family and teammates.
You hate on my friends and I become a monster that exterminates-
-sealing your fate and trust me, you don't want me in that state.
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