Natori: *holds up a snake* hehe this is venom. He's my best friend, ever since I was 3 hehe

Venom: hiss

Natori: oh hehe you non-animals don't understand him, one sec *lets venom turn human*

Venom: *turns into a guy with green hair and purple eyes, look in the media* Hi, humanssss

Natori: *jumps on his back* yup, besties!

Venom: *rolls eyes and smiles* hiss, yeah thatssss right

Rebecca: *whispers* I still ship it

Dug: *looks at her confused* ship?

Me: I'll explain later *pets him*

Natori/venom: *playing SSB and cuddling*

Me: trust me, they're only friends