Klink: *watching makalia drink a bottle of extra hot sauce* isn't that hot?

Makalia: no, its a fucking milk shake
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Makalia: *watching tv*

Stella; *walks in* whatcha doing?

Makalia: *looks at her* im hunting for tigers, what do you think?
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Makalia: *cooking chicken*

Mathew: *walks in and looks at chicken* whats for dinner

Makalia: food

Mathew: what kind of food

Makalia: the food you eat
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me: really darkia?

Makalia: no...*eats fire* yes really

Me: -_-

Makalia: im such a bitch