Me: can't help it I saw this on tumbler. Forgot what it was called though. Warning, this is dirty innuendo. If you don't like it...why the fuck are you reading this book? Anyways

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Natori is the king of animals. He's also an animal somewhere else.

Natori can change his gender, do you want top or bottom?

Fang is a wolf, but will make you howl

Makalia's great at spells, wanna make magic with her?

Rebecca loves making cupcakes. Wanna try her cupcake?

Venom has fangs and loves to bite

Venom's a snake, he'll wrap himself all around you

Mathew is a gamer, he wants to play with you

Dug can control darkness, imagine what he can do in the dark

Dug has a split personality. He can be tender and rough

Klink's a dream demon, he can make you feel like you're dreaming too

Klink is a sex demon, he's a master at his job~

Stella gets what she wants, she wants you

Stella's a slut and she wants to be yours

Kite is a fire kitsune, he knows how to make someone hot.

Selena's a lightening kitsune, she knows how to make sparks fly