Me: so today I sneezed in class and one person said bless you. Then this boy, we call him sunny. He sneezed and the whole fucking class was like "OMG, GOD BLESS YOU, OH HOLY OF THE HOLIEST PROTECT THIS BOY FROM THIS SNEEZE!!!". I felt so unloved.

Natori: hehe but then rebecca gave you good cupcakes.

Me: yeah, I felt all better. *sighs happily*