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So I recently found out that it is indeed illegal to use a pen name on the internet

Shocking as it may be, you can look it up to see that I am telling the truth

It calls into the line of faking your identity and lying about who you are

Please, so, what if I wanna go by Pinkie and not my real name?

Apparently its a crime!

Which its a freaking pen name, stating its not their real name

The internet can't respect others privacy um, I mean the government that is

But yeah, I find it really weird, but its sadly true

But don't worry, nothing bad will ever happen to ya for doing it

How many people have done it so far and nothing bad has happened?

I really need to stop going down the rabbits hole on YouTube XD