Me: *Picks up knife*

Brain: Do it!

Me: No.

Brain: You know you want to..

Me: N-O.  No!

Brain: Do iiiiiiiitttt!!!

Me: FINE!  *Happily stabs it repeatedly into a poor random apple*  DIE!  DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!  Heehee..!

Brain: O-0 

Brain: I didn't think you'd do it.

Me: For your information, I did not enjoy that.

Brain: Then why do your have your happy bloodthirsty look?

Me: I-

Brain: YOUR FANGS ARE OUT!!!  YOU ONLY DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY AND BLOODTHIRSTY!!!!!

Me: Sometimes, I wish that you'd have a mute button...

Brain: 😒